Dirty Loran

When you get into a car and lather your lips with dark lip stick and suck the life out of a Jeff while the Jeff stuffs your cake with custard

I want a dirty Loran

by Panda archer September 14, 2023

Dirty Proctor

When you tape a kid to a bench and shove a plunger up there ass

Lets go give that kid the dirty proctor

by Stinkyfinger October 07, 2021

Dirty Proctor

When you tape a kid to a bench and shove a plunger in there ass

Lets go give that kid the dirty proctor

by Stinkyfinger October 07, 2021

Dirty deron

When you take a black dildo and super glue it to a wall so you can ride it when you get home from work

I love riding my dirty deron

by I'mtheasshole February 26, 2022

dirty mop slide

a dance you do when you are around your friends... has to do with the the flags gurls keep in their purses... something you laugh about till death

i.e. Do you still have the dirty mop?

by AngelBabie89007 March 30, 2004

Dirty hawley

When u at a trap house and the dealer makes you eat out the #1 crackheads asshole until u puke then sucks the puke up with a straw

Her first time at traphouse she did give dirty hawleys

by TweekerT69 August 12, 2023

the dirty waddle

A type of walk after a horrible drunk one night stand. The crazy college parties usually get you a hot, sex filled one night stands, but this one didn't. This guy (or girl) did not know what they were doing, you didn't enjoy it. Now, you just woke up, threw your clothes on, and ran out their dorm. What makes matters worse is that you feel sticky, you reek of sex, and your clothes are drenched (hopefully in only sweat). You walk like you just got out of the gym and you haven't showered. You left the gym 10 hours ago.

Sara: Hey Al, why're you walking like that? You have an "accident"?
Alexis: Don't mock the dirty waddle, I'm not in the mood.

Sara: Haha, so the one night stand was not so great?
Alexis: Not as great as I thought it'd be, he was horrible!

by alexvause February 20, 2016