National Penis Day

April 13 is a day where we appreciate all penis. Wether it’s big or small, we unite together as one. Let the person whip out their meant and appreciate it. Give some gwak gwak 300 too!!

“ Anna isn’t it national penis day?” - Rylen

“Yessirrr” - Anna
“ You gon whip out that shlong?” Rylen
“Yes , you better give it some gwak gwak 300” - Anna
“

by lovelycock23 April 13, 2020

National take a shower day

You have to take a shower every hour

Today is National Take A Shower Day go take a shore it’s 1:00 then take one at 2:00 then at 3:00 then at 4:00, etc

by DariEru September 2, 2021

appreciation nan day

today show everyone that your Nan is the best and tell her why and maybe give her flowers

can you meet
no sorry it’s appreciation nan day
oh yea same tell your Nan she’s the best
and you

by O1.21do.one October 6, 2021

national booty pic day

the date April 25 when you request a picture containing the buttocks from a friend, spouse, or sibling

“bro i just got booty pics from my sister for national booty pic day”
“brooo thats soo cool “

by papicabinet April 25, 2019

nug day

any day when chicken nuggets are what everyone is eating.

Typically a Monday.

“Yo, Maddi!! It’s nug day!!”

by chicken nuggets are dope May 28, 2018

marijuana day

4/20- everyone gets high

stonner: happy marijuana day hoes.
non stonner: what the fuck is that.

by brim0217 April 20, 2017

Totally Joyful Day

Totally Joyful Day, is a dog whistle used by racist neo-nazis to refer to Jews. TJD = Total Jew Death.

This dog whistle is inspired by the already popular dog whistles that originated on 4chan and have been around for loads of time

Ex: Totally Marvelous Day! = Total Migrant Death

Ex: Totally Nice Day! = Total N*gger Death

Hanz: *walks past jew* “wow it’s a Totally Joyful Day!”
Andreas: “I agree :)”

by BigDaddyDagger February 7, 2024