miguel day

TODAY IS A DAY TO APPRECIATE ALL MIGUELS! WE LOVE YOU MIGUEL

friend: hey it’s miguel day miguel!
miguel: YAYY!
(they celebrate miguel all day)

by pizzapilllllll May 29, 2022

National shank your girlfriend day

19th of November is a day were you must shank your girlfriend

you: (stabs your girlfriend)
her: ow wtf
you: its national shank your girlfriend day
her: oh fair

by Meatloaf Man July 18, 2021

Day Gene

an action of day dreaming/pondering during class and not paying attention
day genening (present tense)

Bob was scolded by the teacher as he was caught day genening

by boomer ^_^ October 19, 2020

world’s greatest accomplishment day

The day you spam your best friends over 1,000 times

November 18th is the World’s greatest accomplishment day

by Dayqua’s friend November 18, 2020

Valentine's day denier

A person who is single on valentine's day and complains about it on twitter all day. They often claim that valentine's day is just a way for chocolate and greeting card companies to get money, not knowing that the practice has been around for 600 years. Because of their attitude, they will remain single the rest of their lives.

J: so how's it going for k?
B: not well, he's posting stuff about how valentine's day is a Hallmark holiday because he's single.
J: sounds like a Valentine's day denier.

by Local_eldritch_gryphon May 22, 2021

Potato Day

A day off from work where you do nothing unless you absolutely have to.

Guy 1: Hey are you gonna get up or what?
Guy 2:(wakes up) I'm so tired and cozy, I'm just gonna stay in and rest... unless I gotta use the bathroom anyway.
*Proceeds to spend entire morning in bed wide awake*
Guy 1: oh, you're gonna take a potato day? Cool.

by IbaItsuki January 6, 2023

National send nudes day

April 18th is the day you send nudes to someone you feel comfortable with.

Some people you could send nudes to would be your boyfriend, girlfriend, best friend, side hoe, or even someone you have a thing with.

Person 1: Happy National Send Nudes Day!

*sends nudes to Person 2*

Person 2: Awww, you made my day! Happy National Send Nudes Day to you too!

*sends nudes to Person 1*

by Thebigboy43 May 2, 2020