1. Earth's birthday (not true, actually October 23.)
2. Day where you help the earth be more clean. Earth Day is celebrated because lots of assholes litter all over the planet. Ways to celebrate Earth Day: (alternate title: ways to not be an asshole)
1. Pick up trash
2. Don't litter
3: Make a compost
4: Fuck yo girl in the pussy
5: Use both sides of the paper
6: Turn off the lights when you fuck yo girl
2. Day where you help the earth be more clean. Earth Day is celebrated because lots of assholes litter all over the planet. Ways to celebrate Earth Day: (alternate title: ways to not be an asshole)
1. Pick up trash
2. Don't litter
3: Make a compost
4: Fuck yo girl in the pussy
5: Use both sides of the paper
6: Turn off the lights when you fuck yo girl
by Ayo pause?? April 29, 2023
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Friend 2: "oh yeah, it's National Give Head Day."
Friend 2: "oh yeah, it's National Give Head Day."
by Shinsuda June 15, 2021
Get the National Give head Day mug.on april 16th, it's national grab ass day.
taken or not, be prepared to get your ass grabbed.you cannot get mad if ur ass is grabbed
taken or not, be prepared to get your ass grabbed.you cannot get mad if ur ass is grabbed
by Finesseingurbih101 April 15, 2019
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by fetusdeletus01 June 25, 2021
Get the Send Ass Day mug.The day after St. Patrick's Day is the Irish version of Steak and BJ Day, only salmon is the dish of choice rather than steak.
I can't get too drunk on green beer tonight, tomorrow is Salmon and BJ Day and I'd like to enjoy it.
by IrishBlueEyes July 23, 2016
Get the Salmon and BJ Day mug.On December 22nd, is Discord Designer Day. All Discord designers are to have a challenge where they must design the best thing by December 23rd. If they don’t participate, they are no longer a discord designer.
User: “I love being a discord designer!”
Admin: “You didn’t participate in Discord Designer Day.”
User: “oh crap.”
put back to verified noises
Admin: “You didn’t participate in Discord Designer Day.”
User: “oh crap.”
put back to verified noises
by Experimental Waters December 19, 2020
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Person: Hey it's April 1 st!
Person 2: yeh?
Person: it's Slap Ass Day.
Person 2: No it's not it's April fool's Dumbass and anyways you get no bitches
Person: Hey it's April 1 st!
Person 2: yeh?
Person: it's Slap Ass Day.
Person 2: No it's not it's April fool's Dumbass and anyways you get no bitches
by Ppoorrttiiaa March 31, 2022
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