National Fucking Day

November 25th is a day when you and your significant other have to fuck

National Fucking Day
Person 1: “Hey it’s November 26th you know what that means!”

Person 2: “Oh shit, let’s fuck!”

by Ø Barreiro November 25, 2023

"Fuck You" Lights

When you are driving and someone decides go way under the speed limit, so rather than flash your high beams, you turn on your off-road lights/light bar to blind them.

High beams don't count, they MUST be off-road lights!

Some jackass was doing 45 in a 60 on the highway, so I turned on my "Fuck You" Lights and burned out their retinas.

by captain138dc November 26, 2023

December 5th fuck your roommate day

It’s the day all roommates who are secretly or not secretly gay to have sex with each other

Logan: Parker and Zack let’s have sex!
Parker: No I’m not gay
Logan: I am but it doesn’t matter it’s December 5th fuck your roommate day
Zack: Well Parker it is a holiday after all
Parker: But Logan my asshole still hurts from yesterday but oh well I’ll be walking like a penguin tomorrow

by Remmerr November 27, 2023

fuck

something ur best friend did to your girlfriend/boyfriend last night

fuckkkk

by Endercrafts November 27, 2023

shut the fuck up

A phrase I use whenever the fuck jack starts talking

Jack:dude I found the meaning of li-
Me:SHUT THE FUCK UP

by ThatGuyGrim November 29, 2023

NO POINTING FUCK YOU FINGER

a phrase said by a kid on gamejolt that was mad at people reacting with the middle finger emoji.

NO POINTING FUCK YOU FINGER 🤬🤬🤬🤬

by ooferthesubwoofer November 29, 2023

Cluster fuck

when a super sentai combination (mainly ultimate combination) looks like it was a last minute decicion from toei and it looks like a massive cluster of various peices from the show/toy line connected in various random spots on the main combination body

"Engine oh G12 is a cluster fuck"
"You saw how many peices god king ohger had? That was a cluster fuck for sure"

by Engine Oh G12 December 1, 2023