The dirty Sherise
You're on top, and you ride him like a wild bitch until he's close to coming - then you affix your hands over his mouth and nose so he cannot breathe and bring him to an axfixiation orgasm before releasing your grasp and he comes inside of you.
Then, you quickly squeeze his come out into your right hand, spray a line of Whipping cream across it, and dress it with a maraschino cherry (stem attached), and fuckin' slam that over his mouth as he takes his first dying gasp for air.
Immediately after he gasps, but before he chokes, you fuckin' slap him HARD across the face with your left hand.
Then leave him puking and gasping for life as you walk away without looking back, or caring otherwise about his wellbeing.
As you exit, tell him,
If you live through it, I'll be back tomorrow.
You're on top, and you ride him like a wild bitch until he's close to coming - then you affix your hands over his mouth and nose so he cannot breathe and bring him to an axfixiation orgasm before releasing your grasp and he comes inside of you.
Then, you quickly squeeze his come out into your right hand, spray a line of Whipping cream across it, and dress it with a maraschino cherry (stem attached), and fuckin' slam that over his mouth as he takes his first dying gasp for air.
Immediately after he gasps, but before he chokes, you fuckin' slap him HARD across the face with your left hand.
Then leave him puking and gasping for life as you walk away without looking back, or caring otherwise about his wellbeing.
As you exit, tell him,
If you live through it, I'll be back tomorrow.
I met this dude last night, and after a nice dinner together I told him "I've got your dessert back at my place. Let's GO." Well of course he rushed out of the restaurant like his ass was on fire! Once we got to my place, I promptly stripped off his clothes and performed the Dirty Sherise on him. He did not live through it; he was not worthy.
by The Real Sherise December 2, 2024
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Nnotbad: not me
Jay: someone has done a dirty roof to me!
Kay: wtf
Nnotbad: not me
Jay: someone has done a dirty roof to me!
Kay: wtf
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