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by Mememaser April 18, 2020

by Marquise23 December 19, 2019

The Heck-Me-Up Special is a term used to describe events in which someone or something is completely and utterly destroyed, or “Hecked Up.” A devastating loss for a sports team may be described as a Heck-Me-Up Special. It doesn’t have to be physical destruction or defeat either, for example, if someone’s parents walked in on them masturbating, he or she could be described as having been on the recieving end of a brutal Heck-Me-Up Special. One can not only just revive The Heck-Me-Up Special, but can also dish it out themselves if necessary. Most importantly, the Heck-Me-Up Special is a versatile term and can be used in nearly all situations. When all other words fail, one can simply say, “That right there is the definition of the Heck-Me-Up Special.
On September 11, 2001, the World Trade Centers recieved two heaping helpings of Heck-Me-Up Special.
Guy: Did you hear what happened to Jimmy?
Guy 2: No, what happened?
Guy: I hear he walked in on his dad fucking his grandma
Guy 2: Holy shit
Guy: Yep. Sounds to me like he just received a lethal dose of Heck-Me-Up Special
Guy: Did you hear what happened to Jimmy?
Guy 2: No, what happened?
Guy: I hear he walked in on his dad fucking his grandma
Guy 2: Holy shit
Guy: Yep. Sounds to me like he just received a lethal dose of Heck-Me-Up Special
by Humpanumpa May 6, 2018

by Big D Lil P May 23, 2022

by badass16995 April 29, 2022

The act of waking someone up by pissing into there face as they sleep as you tap them on the shoulder.
Lawn Dad 1: "my daughter always sleeps in until noon how to I get her to wake up earlier?”
Lawn dad 2: "for 3 days straight I pulled a Morning Wake Up on kalyee and she always gets up right at 6 o clock sharp"
Lawn dad 2: "for 3 days straight I pulled a Morning Wake Up on kalyee and she always gets up right at 6 o clock sharp"
by Straightpipenation January 10, 2021

by tkl1 May 3, 2022
