War horse poop

When lack of fiber and excess protein gives you bowel movements that are very painful and large.

After a block of government cheese, I have a case of war horse poops.

by Bill brasky85 April 25, 2021

Thomson Tug-Of-War

Similar to the Florence Finger-Blast, it’s when two dudes face eachother naked, criss-cross arms, and proceed to tug on eachother’s cocks till climax, never breaking eye contact, all while telling eachother how special the other one is. Originated from AUSP Thomson, Ill.

Hey Bob, you up for little Thomson Tug-Of-War?
Oh fuck yeah, Jimbo. You’re the best at it.

by Gaysofthunder69 February 10, 2020

Turkish War of Independence

The Turkish War of Independence (May 19, 1919 – July 24, 1923) was fought between the Turkish National Movement and the proxies of the Allies – namely Greece on the Western front, Armenia on the Eastern, France on the Southern and with them, the United Kingdom and Italy.

"Turkish War of Independence is a great guide for colonial countries."

by pyroclastiq April 22, 2017

The Sealand Civil War

The largest war in human history, taking place in the country of Sealand.
Over 100 million died.

Man: I got drafted
Woman: Why!?
Man: To fight in the Sealand Civil War and protect my country!

by ThyOfThee September 2, 2023

World War 1

World War I, often abbreviated as WWI or WW1, also known as the First World War or the Great War, was an international conflict that began on 28 July 1914 and ended on 11 November 1918. It involved much of Europe, as well as Russia, the United States and Turkey, and was also fought in the Middle East, Africa and parts of Asia. One of the deadliest conflicts in history, an estimated 9 million were killed in combat, while over 5 million civilians died from occupation, bombardment, hunger or disease. The genocides perpetrated by the Ottomans and the 1918 Spanish flu pandemic spread by the movement of combatants during the war caused many millions of additional deaths worldwide.

World War 1 is a really interesting war.

by Α January 25, 2022

32nd vietnam war

a war primarily based of fruuit cake which was used in the second Vietnam war to leave the patient in suspended motion for 76.7 years and a brain tumour, a cure was made eventually by jimmy neutron jr, the cure was called taco bell cake

I was in the 32nd Vietnam war, it was a real tough fight with that fruuit cake

by shrek is our lord and saviour October 3, 2018

Guatemalan War Hammer

When receiving a blowjob, the man quickly pulls out his penis and starts beating the girl in the head with his rock hard manhood.

"Did you see Stacy's black eye?"
"Yeah, Brian gave her a Guatemalan War Hammer."

by Lean Beef December 10, 2015