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piss and tits

Often used in the popular college drinking game "beer pong," but not limited to this context, an expression used to convey sever disappointment that something didn't go your way.
"awwwwwww...... PISS AND TITS!!!!!!! That was in!!!!!!" or
"aw, piss and tits, I missed the Pick Six by one number." or
"I'm gonna miss this traffic light and I'm already a few minutes late... Piss and Tits!"
by John L. September 14, 2006
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Square Tits

Usually a sea captains wife. Generally an unlikeable woman who coddles her children. May have great tits. Dislikes her children's Aunts and Uncles. Micromanages access.
Hey Square tits, my niece is scared of me!
by Karl the Cat July 27, 2010
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tit flicker

one who flicks tits or nipples or is notorious in trying.
you are such a tit flicker.... please stop touching them
by emily jenkins May 28, 2006
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Pop a tit

When someone wins in fortnite you pop a tit
“ i won in fortnite” (pop a tit)
by anahdhhfuxuauejrhfu April 20, 2022
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Aggressive Tits

A set of breasts manipulated by means of brassieres, corcets or similar contraptions, with a clearly visible cleavage, as to battle for attention in an aggressive manner.

Slang abriviation: "Agro tits"
Potentially excessively distracting, traffic hazard related.

The opposite of "covert bops".


Common applicacy:
Gazebo
Bottle mount
Reproduction process initiator
Male: Hot feces, that girl is looking to get laid!
Female: You mean the agro tits?
Male: Perception win, drinks on you.

Female 2: I'm not so keen on going there.
Female 3: How so?
Female 2: Kacey's Aggressive Tits are going to make me look like a derelict airport.
by hreutz March 31, 2009
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spic tit

a white redneck male who is attracted to mexicana women who excel in the arts of tamale wrapping, guacamole mixing, tequila shooting, and of course spicy hot lovin.

see: bean dipper, taco muncher, ole enthusiast, south of the WHOREder, queso beso
theres a lot of spic tits nowadays--like bang maids!
by smush@slosh October 19, 2010
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polite tits

Female breasts that are of moderate size. "Polite tits" are noticeable and may contribute to a nice figure, but are not so large as to attract the attention or interest of hard-core "tit men" or to become the subject of breast jokes. Polite tits may attract your attention, but they don't demand it.
Jane had nice, polite tits, but Joe was looking for a girl with some real hooters.
by vonTrips August 21, 2009
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