The Angry Plumber

The act of violently fucking a copper pipe similarly to a blowjob.

Person 1: "I tried the angry plumber last night."

Person 2: "I heard it's like a blowjob without the hummer."

by DixenormousThePlumber October 27, 2025

With the freeze come the angry Chinese

Comical, though unintentionally derogatory, phrase used in northern Minnesota during the cold season, especially towards Asian-American women.

After a squabble with a woman in the grocery store, the man exclaimed under his breath, “with the freeze come the angry Chinese!”

by Julian_kissme November 17, 2025

Angry Bull

When someone farts in your mouth and you blow it out your nose.

Jenna asked her man to fart in her mouth, and then she blew it out her nose. She said I just made an “Angry Bull”.

by JGJvulva November 25, 2025

angry brodie online suicidal pedo rager

the pedo brodie goes on an online kiddy images bender and all his serotonin has depleted his balls to dry semen retching. loyal friends provide online suicide watch & pretend friends avoid him like the plague

angry brodie online suicidal pedo rager arhhhh!!!!!

by mrs tosser November 28, 2025

Frat boy angry

Kind of angry where you just be punching shit

Jared got so frat boy angry his wall has a hole in it.

by pipehertodeath December 19, 2025

Angry Jesus

The answers to grifter con-man demanding forgiveness, with no intent of redemption.

John 2:13-17 (Clearing the Temple): Jesus drove out sellers and money changers, saying, "'My house will be called a house of prayer,' but you have made it 'a den of robbers'".

A)So what? Turn the cheek, forgive me!

B) Forgiveness, that is nice, that was the other guy, and he was the better man. But what about Angry Jeasus when threw the robbers out the temple.

A) I don't want to talk about angry Jesus anymore.

by Modern Women December 30, 2025

Angry bird hentai

When angry birds breed in explicit, uncensored form.

Yo ts angry bird hentai got me wettttt

by pitchpurrfect~~ April 22, 2025