it's not the size of the log, it's the quality of the wood

"Hey Bret"
"Yea Toby"
"I know you got a small penis and I just want you to know it's not the size of the log, it's the quality of the wood"
"Thanks Toby"

by Johnny Boy 12347 January 25, 2017

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Mackenzie Wood

A type of person usually made of blonde guys with a weird fixation on sex who are probably racist.

Super tall, and has a few nice personality traits, but that can't make up for how utterly ugly he is.

A Mackenzie Wood can often be found online as well, as they are well known for telling others to kill themselves whilst saying the N-Word

This type of person is most prevalent in high schools, usually around the 16-18 age range

Girl 1: "Ew I think a Mackenzie Wood just passed us"
Girl 2: "EWEWEWEWEW! I feel gross just being near him"
Girl 1: "I know right, he's so ugly"
Mackenzie Wood: "Howya doing ladies?"
Girl 1 and Girl 2: *run away screaming*

by Potential Man April 16, 2024

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Emma Woods

She is most likely married to someone named Jonas woods they both love each other and they would die for each other they have been married for 25 years and still married and Emma is a is a singer and Jonas is a NFL player

Jonas: good morning cutie

Emma Woods good morning baby I love you

by Parker the man March 15, 2022

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wood stood

An erection.

I have a wood stood. I'm ready.

by Ereck Flowers May 4, 2019

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Ghetto Woods

A deragatory nickname of the "Meadow Woods" subdivision located in the southern part of Orlando, by the border with Osceola County. Located near SouthChase, this neighborhood is notorious for their raucous, ratchet residents.

I heard Jose lives in Ghetto Woods. Must be too poor to live in Hunter's Creek.

by TheLWord75 November 24, 2022

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