Your local Potato

I am myself because yes

Your local Potato is a imposter,vote her off

by Your local potato October 14, 2020

Potato Chip Ass Nigga

A bitch ass nigga who crumbles under pressure.

1. Carmellow Anthony missed the game winning shot because he is a Potato Chip Ass Nigga.

2. Lebron James made the game winning shot because he is not a Potato Chip Ass Nigga.

by Tmart23 March 23, 2010

Oh My Goodness, it's a potato

An exclamation used when a potato is shown to a person who is very easily surprised and/or easily impressionable.

Oh my goodness, It's a potato! This is so intense, my bowels are contracting with this excitement.

by PSEUDONYAME December 11, 2010

These mashed potatoes are so creamy.

From the movie "While You Were Sleeping". The family sits around the holiday dinner table making inane conversation. This line is used as a response when people are talking about useless information. A similar line from the same scene is, "John Wayne was tall." The line is even more powerful if someone else responds with this line.

Person a: "Justin Beiber was at the mall today."
Person b: "I love him, he is so gorgeous!"
Person c: "These mashed potatoes are so creamy."
Person d: "John Wayne was tall."

by janeelizabeth May 31, 2011

Mashed Potato Sofa Wig

Term used in the "Frippster" community as a place holder for whatever new band is trendy that week.

Wow, did you hear the new jam from "Mashed Potato Sofa Wig", it totally slaps!

by Mentae April 25, 2020

Potato tomato french fry

Usually used in a sarcastic tone, this phrase is to draw attention to two things that one person thinks is the same but clearly aren't.

My friend told me I needed a girlfriend so I named my Fleshlight Girlfriend, Potato tomato french fry.

by TedStriker13 January 25, 2018

Playing Hot Potato with a Pineapple

Desperately trying to ditch an object that harms its holder.

In the Ready Player One movie, the High Five were passing along Chucky the Living doll in hopes of not getting stabbed. They were Playing Hot Potato with a Pineapple. ...get it? Li-like a grenade?

by The Logical Fallacy May 29, 2018