rolling old ladies

Robbing the elderly

Where did you get all of these watches?

‘I was rolling old ladies for them!’

by Mijopod December 18, 2017

Cardio lady

She's the same lady that's always on the cardio machine every time you go to gym regardless of the time or day. Whether she is walking on the treadmill, climbing the Stairmaster or using the elliptical machine, she always appears to be doing a minimum of two hours a day. She never uses anything other than the cardio machines and always has head phones on and is always tuned into whatever is on the television. They think they're super models when they're really a cross between a dead corpse and a malnourished praying mantis who cling to the cardio machines and still think that they are fat.

Julie: 'Is she going to get off the stairmaster?'
Stef: 'You've got no hope Jules, she's always on it, she's the cardio lady'
Julie: 'They should a time limit on each machine, so others can get a turn'
Stef: 'Good idea, why don't you go tell reception'
Julie:'I will'.

by Kick Ass Gal April 21, 2018

iron lady

A mature woman who goes to the gym just to lift weights. Never sets foot on a treadmill and wouldn’t be seen alive in a group exercise class. She does not carry water bottles for a douchebag gym bro. She has noticeable upper body definition.

Hey bro check out the traps on that Iron Lady

by Honeybeelifting January 22, 2020

Lady Gaga

Joanne, Mother Monster, Stefani, GodGa, more known as Lady Gaga is a female singer came to Earth in 2009 to save that music industry 'cause bitch, we had to do something. Creator of unicorns, gays, pop music, "YAASSSS!", all the planets, and the german language, she also had some big hits like "Bad Romance" (1 billions views on Youtube) & "Born This Way" (made born all the gays on Earth). She won't sign no monkey papers 'cuz that's Money Honey. She has now an upcoming album called "Chromatica" which seems to go back on her planet #EarthIsCanceled and you better stream that shit.
Long Story Short, she's a god to us (religion check), and we have so much cults for our queen Monster.

Locals: I wish i could on a cult.. But i don't which one.
literally me: Bitch, do you even know Lady Gaga?

by ewaanou March 25, 2020

lady taxes

When you want to do something else, but you end up spending time with your significant other for the sake of placating them and maintaining the relationship.

"My friend won't make it to poker tonight; he's paying lady taxes."

by Mcpatience April 1, 2020

Lady simp

A desperate lady tryna hook up with whoever is giving her attention.

Damn look at Jennifer, she's going for the weird kid. What a lady simp.

by Smol.bbg March 13, 2020

spanking the lady monkey

A woman, of any age that is pleasuring herself via masturbation. She can be using a sex toy or her fingers in this act.

Carol was so busy spanking the lady monkey she didn’t notice she’d spilled her margarita all over the bed.

by Old crazy momma November 10, 2020