Popularized by James S. Murray in the famous hidden camera tv show Impractical Jokers. This was said during his punishment where he was forced to read strange lines from flash cards during a speech.
The phrase can also be shortened to, “it itches and it burns”. This is most commonly used as a response to being asked to do something.
The phrase can also be shortened to, “it itches and it burns”. This is most commonly used as a response to being asked to do something.
Craig: Hey Phil, I need those papers on my desk by the end of the day.
Phil: But it itches and burns sooooo.
or
Phil: But it itches and burns but I still go to work every morninggggg.
In this situation it clearly displays that Phil doesn’t feel like doing those papers.
It itches and it burns but I still go to work every morning: A slang and informal way to tell someone that you do not want to do what they are telling you.
Phil: But it itches and burns sooooo.
or
Phil: But it itches and burns but I still go to work every morninggggg.
In this situation it clearly displays that Phil doesn’t feel like doing those papers.
It itches and it burns but I still go to work every morning: A slang and informal way to tell someone that you do not want to do what they are telling you.
by ItItchesAndBurns43 December 29, 2023
Get the It itches and it burns but I still go to work every morningmug. The Burning Anvil is similar to Hammer 'n Anvil but is specific to anal sex. The term is most often associated with a British homosexual male roughly penetrating (usually without consent) a heterosexual male that they have targeted for victimization.
If you aren't careful when laying down in the wheat field, Dan will sneak up on you and you will be the victim of a burning anvil attack. For the sake of your anal virginity don't lay around in the field.
by Cum Goblins July 3, 2021
Get the burning anvilmug. A burn so offensive to Asians that it is freezing cold, yet hot enough to singe the rice they collected from the paddy that day. See also: ice burn.
by DUk369 February 14, 2012
Get the rice burnmug. A lie resulting in an emotional or witty lash upon the recipient of the lie.
Like a "friction burn," except the resulting pain is emotional, not physical.
Like a "friction burn," except the resulting pain is emotional, not physical.
by Grinning Fox April 21, 2017
Get the fiction burnmug. by deep dark and black June 20, 2014
Get the burning furmug. there’s a thing call a moon burn
which is a metaphor
the metaphor is, when someone has hurt you so bad they leave a mental scar and that stays there forever.
why it’s called a moon burn is because because the moon shines light — every light has its way of burning whether it’s a candle, a light bulb or even the sun— when the moon shines, it’s hard to get burned because of the light.
so it’s called a moon burn because it still burned but there’s nothing physically there.
which is a metaphor
the metaphor is, when someone has hurt you so bad they leave a mental scar and that stays there forever.
why it’s called a moon burn is because because the moon shines light — every light has its way of burning whether it’s a candle, a light bulb or even the sun— when the moon shines, it’s hard to get burned because of the light.
so it’s called a moon burn because it still burned but there’s nothing physically there.
by @tjisn‘tmyname September 8, 2023
Get the moon burnmug. When your dick is sweaty, and you get up real fast and it sticks to your thigh, causing painful friction
Dude 1: hey bro, wanna come outside and shoot some hoops?
Dude 2: nah man, I've got a serious road-burned bratwurst right now, can barely even walk
Dude 2: nah man, I've got a serious road-burned bratwurst right now, can barely even walk
by MaskedCooter November 13, 2013
Get the Road-burned bratwurstmug.