Muffin Top Mauler

This person is a straight up menace to society. Spends their time terrorizing the good neighbors of the hood. Violent and ghetto behavior normally ensues wherever this person may be. It is rare to see this person perpetrating without a brown bag in their hand.

Commonly goes by MTM.

While making my way home today, I was greeted by the Muffin Top Mauler on the corner of Saltmarsh and Jettison. I nearly peed myself at the mere sight of the gun toting, booze drinking menace. I quickly threw my 5 series in reverse and got the hell outta there!!

by sdot_45_$$ October 30, 2011

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Top/Alpha male

The man to look up to. The chad of the chads. This man will stand atop the rest, in glory. He will never be fucked, he will be the one to do the fucking. Whenever you see this man, you will shake in fear.

Jake: Ray is such a Top/Alpha male.
Jasmine: I know right? I wouldn't mind if he fucked me in the ass.

by Sir Chad: The Sexy August 22, 2020

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Top Rack Bombs

Cups that get turned upside down in the dishwasher during the wash cycle and fill with water.

Dude, my mom made me empty the dishwasher and it was full of top rack bombs.

by brewfunk January 12, 2010

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runs like a top

the claim a person makes about their vehicle after another person says how much of a pice of shit it is.

a positive attribute to a car your trying to sell that is in reality a total piece of shit. is often followed by other claims about the car that people automatically assume would be there. ( i.e. air conditioning, power windows, power steering)

john, "dude, your car is a total piece of shit."

ralph, "nah dude she runs like a top."

FOR SALE
'91 Honda Civic, power windows. 197,000 miles but runs like a top.

by urbancowboy27 December 18, 2012

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