poop loops

term used when fruit loops go stale.

oh gross, my fruit loops are stale and brown, they turned to poop loops.

by dragonsblood17 June 13, 2009

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Poop Shark

A phrase used to describe a certain type of person. This person is usually tall and gangly and may suffer from slight mental retardation. They usually have curly hair and most would describe them as a big dumb faggot. Many of the P-sharks listen to hip-hop music and are characterized as wiggers. These types of poop sharks may have a Jheri curl. Some famous poop sharks include Jon Heder(Napoleon Dynamite), Screech(Dustin Diamond) , and Rosie O'Donnel.

Korie Mooreland is such a douche! He must have got his degree in poop sharkology.

I can't believe that faggot! he is such a Poop Shark!

by Doug Wenticoff December 7, 2006

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Poop Tube

A poop tube is when you put your hand in a tube like shape and put it over someone's mouth and take a big meaty shit and stuff it in their mouth with one finger.

Last night my girlfriend was begging for the poop tube.

by Lady fuck February 28, 2009

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Poop Marathon

When you're pooping for countless periods of time, normally over 30 minutes

All-Day Diarrea

-Yo what you doing tonight?
-Nothing, I'm in the middle of a Poop marathon
-Impressive how long so far?
-2 hours, and only half way done!

-Yo man you ok?
-Nah, i've been struggling with explosive poop marathon all day
-Man, that sucks!

by seniorpoopypants February 19, 2009

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Poop Tease

When you go into the bathroom to take a poop, but only gas is emitted.

Probably the inspiration for the poem:
Here I sit broken hearted
Came to shit and only farted.

I went to the bathroom to shit, but it was just a poop tease.

by poodlewhacker July 19, 2009

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