pigs don't fly

a phrase meaning "normal" and "civilized" (however one defines these words) people don't behave the way you do.
a boy, after having been to physical science class in elementary school and having learned the basics of electricity, tries putting scissors in the kitchen plug.

His mother starts admonishing him:

mother: is this f-sag you twit? what are you doing, you'll create sparks and burn the damn house down. Pigs don't fly. Go to your room now. She then takes a broom and starts chasing him around the house.

son: I can attach balloons to anything i want, no?
by Sexydimma December 22, 2012
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pigs don't fly

A phrase meaning : normal and civilized- however one is to define these terms- people don't behave the way you do.
A boy comes home from physical sciences class and starts putting scissors in the electric plug.

His mother: James, is this f-sag? What are you doing? Pigs don't fly you silly.

James: it's not f-sag, it's to impress my physics teacher.
by Sexydimma May 14, 2017
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eat like a pig

The actions of one chowing down on food, in comparison to that of a pig.
They're so disgusting! They eat like a pig during our most casual means, which causes a scene.
by Mr_Map February 01, 2018
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Yo-yo pig

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Pot Bellied Pig

A severely overweight woman on whose belly one ejeculates on rather than inside her vagina.
I was afraid of knocking up that fat bitch so I made her a pot bellied pig instead.
by Partsguru13 June 03, 2017
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gir riding a pig

The {best} person on earth.
Hey you heard of gir riding a pig?
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Scientific Word For Pig

Scientific Word For Pig. Sus Meaning suspicious.
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