Burned the monkey

When you distroy shit your ex gave you... as in the time he gave you a stuffed animal, and then broke up with you so you burned it.

Friend: So how are things going with tom?
You: I burned the monkey..!
Friend: OH.!.

by Fo'realdoe December 20, 2016

burn squad!

an annoying term used by loud, obnoxious freshmen when someone has been burned. generally followed by a loud "WOOWOOWOO" siren noise..

annoying guy 1 - DUDE YOUR PAINTING SUCKS!
annoying guy 2 - WELL YOUR FACE SUCKS!
both - BURN SQUAD! WOOWOOWOOWOOWOO!!!!!!!
both (satisfied) - man, that was a good one.

by i'm so glad i'm not a freshman anymore June 16, 2006

burning sunshine

A time when you usually wouldn't expect a surprise attack from Covenant elites.

Gentlemen we're burning sunshine here!

by LOOOOOOOOOOONG WOOOOOOOOOOORD November 13, 2022

beide burning

Where you just got married but you need to light the pussy up with lots of lube and candles fell and it caught on fire and she liked it

Hunter just beide burning me hard

by Swoyerman423 March 23, 2016

Burn it

Simile to “oh yea” or “do it” or saying it to something weird

Person 1: I really wanna go ding dong ditching tonight...
Person 2: Burn it dude

by Call me Beep Me December 30, 2018

Burn the boot

Having anal sex while using Astro glide causing little puffs of smoke from the anal cavity that has the aroma of a burning boot.

The house smelled burnt rubber so I yelled upstairs to mossy , hey essay did you burn the boot ?

by Drywall butcher December 30, 2017

burn recovery bed

A specialized medical equipment designed to provide optimal care and comfort for patients recovering from burn injuries.

A burn recovery bed is better than my bed.

by Overall1728 September 24, 2023