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Hoisington drunk

When a innocent trip to the central prairie of Kansas in search of ducks turns into a 24 hour bender. Typically a peak level of drunkenness only achieved once in a lifetime.

Could also be called a “great bender”
boss: hey Matt I need those papers on my desk 9 o’clock sharp

Matt: sorry boss. I got hoisington drunk over the weekend and fell behind. Any chance for an extension?
by Divebombs November 2, 2021
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Nonverbal drunk

Consuming so much alcohol that you are no longer able to speak with words, just hand gestures
What’s wrong with Tim?

He drank too much and became a nonverbal drunk.
by Shake that ass for me October 27, 2023
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Yoda Drunk

When you've reached such an incredible level of drunk you start speaking like Yoda from Star Wars.
"Dude? I think Josh has reached Yoda Drunk, he just said "drink, I must get"
by Frissiw April 7, 2017
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Fetus Drunk

When an individual gets so drunk that they pass out and miss the best part of the night e.g. missing a band play/ a fight/ something else epic that will be talked about for years.
"Yo man, did you see Tony last night? Dude was fetus drunk and passed out at 10 and missed out on that 20 person orgy"

"Yeah, I seent him, what dumbass"
by Cletus_L_Windjammer January 10, 2014
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drunk sciencing

When a drunk person attempts to do science.
I was drunk sciencing last night and things did not turn out well!
by stickyndrunk November 30, 2015
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31 Drunk

The type of drunk you get after playing softball in the sun all day while sipping Twisted Tea or pounding Crown Royal Peach. This type of drunk includes the possibility of pissing yourself or vomiting on field 31 and a late night trip to the Waffle House where a twerking competition may break out.
by Anamnidacole July 13, 2022
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Drunk did it

To work on a task or project while inebriated, only to realize later that quality of the work was severly impaired, as were you.
He refinished the floor only to realize that he'd drunk did it. It would have to be done over again.
by Roger_the_Dodger May 6, 2025
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