A genre of music classified by their bands giving concerts at parking lots, of strip malls or supermarkets. They usually set up their instruments right on the handicapped space. That causes problems.
Mastodon, Idiots on Guitar, Warren Trenchcoat, and Swayzak 1 TOM Robot 0 are examples of parking lot metal bands.
by IDONTMIND August 27, 2017

by Solid Mantis March 2, 2021

Metal Kel is a rock Godess of the thrash heavy metal scene worldwide as well as the Facebook page administrator for the Black Label Society Berzerkerette Chapter and original member of the Society Dwellin Mother FUCKERS. Metal Kel is hands down the most informed accurate interviews w Mayhem Festival with the Metal Mulisha interviewing bands from black label society to slipknot rob zombie Kerry king corey Taylor.....
by Pheonix inc. April 2, 2022

Lou sauced a 100 footer up to Sacker who toey'd the mascot and split the D before lazering a pass to Sexton, who pulled the puck between his legs and rifled a tweener that went West Coast Red Metal. No goal.
by SextonHardcastle14 December 19, 2021

It's all about your unintelligible guttural growling, dissonant chugging, fast drumming, complex structure, and (some) syncopation.
by 7568ino November 3, 2023

Transvestite so unconvincing that he/she looks like the drummer in a heavy metal band. Or Mike Tyson in a frock.
There should be a convention that trannies should have to put some effort into looking female. Not like a heavy metal drummer.
by Maggie T April 3, 2024

by THEREYNOLDSPAMPHLET December 30, 2018
