Chocolate skid mark

When your asscrack itches for any number of reasons, and you have to itch it through your pants, thus leaving a small shitstain on your underwear.

“Man, my ass was itchin this morning from last night’s Mexican food. Left a chocolate skid mark because i was in a meeting and couldn’t hit the bathroom!”

by ShrinkDoc August 22, 2019

Mark Vilkin

The sexiest mother fucking creature on planet earth. Every woman in the god dam world would be lucky to have his micro penis.

i want mark vilkin in me

by vilkdaddy October 20, 2018

Mark fets

Dumbest prick in existence, known for aggravating and annoying the fuck out of everyone who lives under the atmosphere including his own parents. 8:10 chances most mark fets are legitimately homosexual.

No one wants to be a Mark fets

by Mark fets April 21, 2019

Mark Lee

a beautiful boy, a kind man, a boy that always has something to laugh about and a watermelon in his hands. A boy that wanted to have peace and love and gives good advices to his fans. Protected by nctzens, loved by the members and cherished by the whole kpop industry he is a talented and a kind man. always says "like" and "dude" when he speaks in english. Believe in soulmates, pinky promises and has a good heart, mark lee is the perfect boy.

mark lee is the one who brings me happiness

i love mark lee he is so talented

by leemark.778 November 21, 2021

Mark Noble

A sexy young rugby player famous in the Glasgow area of Scotland with no visible neck.

Gets pussy on the daily with his potent rugby skills.
Has biceps the size of watermelons and can do 500 one-ups in a minute.

DAMN homie, that nigga strong like that Mark Noble brotha

by mynameisjeff42069 May 14, 2018

Mark Micheal

An Egyptian Kid who’s haircut looks like a Croissant

Person 1: “Are you gonna finish that Mark?” (meaning: Croissant )
Mark Micheal: *teleports behind you*
Mark Micheal: “I HEARD MY NAME!!”

by BobtheByilder1234 December 6, 2021

Mark mile

A mark mile is a unit of measurement where one standard mile is equivalent to five mark miles. In other words, 1 mile = 5 mark miles. This unit can be used for any calculation involving distance, where distances are converted by multiplying the number of miles by five to get the equivalent number of mark miles. This derives from mark the half man who is short, walking is strenuous on him.

I had to walk 1 mile to the store, which was 5 mark miles.

by Zeeman2121 June 21, 2024