Spaits M 

usually somebody who is a complete asshole and has an especially crooked cock. The person also usually has a ridiculously hairy ass and should be advised not to sit on velcro in the near future. Used in a derogatory manner.

Kid: Hey! There is yet another Spaits M!

Parent: Oh honey! You looked at his crooked cock didnt you?

Spaits M by panama171 January 21, 2008

I'm going to commit suicide 

When someone is deliberately trying to end their own life. It normally happens when one is depressed

Nick: "I'm going to commit suicide"

Charlie: "Please don't, we can get you all the help you need"

I'm going to commit suicide by Chronicpain July 27, 2022

Son, I'm you

When you go back in time to fuck your mom so she can give birth to you. Then the older version of you goes back in time to see your younger self, in order to tell you what you must do( fuck your mom). He says the words, "Son I'm you" thus creating a paradox in which there is a ever ending timeline where you're fucking your mom in order to keep yourself in existence. The only way to fix time and space as we know it is to fuck yourself, thus making you a time baby. This will result in the big boom and a creation of a new universal entirely.

I was walking by an old man and then he stopped me and said, "Son, I'm you". We then fucked in front of a mcdonald's for hours, making me a space baby.

Son, I'm you by The Best Uncle Tom May 15, 2018

Spank Me I'm Dirty Day 

A holiday that is on March 28th every year. During "Spank Me I'm Dirty Day" most people tend to get muddy and wraunchy, and spank each others asses repetitively.

IM DIRTY SPANK ME, ITS SPANK ME I'M DIRTY DAY!!!!!

Spank Me I'm Dirty Day by potheadclauds January 5, 2012

If Charlie Sheen outlives me, I'm going to be really pissed 

a phrase used by people who live a clean life and realize that people who lives a life of drugs, alcohol and hookers-in-closets are not only enjoying life more, but are going to live longer and rule the planet

Brian: Well I'm glad that you had so much fun on Friday getting crunked and chasing tail all weekend while I was helping my sister move for the third time this year.

Steve: Yeah bro, it was pretty wild

Brian: If Charlie Sheen outlives me, I'm going to be really pissed !

based on Chuck Lorre's response to Charlie Sheen's comment, "Chuck, I will outlive you. I will piss you off,..."

If Charlie Sheen outlives me, I'm going to be really pissed by smohr March 3, 2011

u shit'm 

An informal way to say that someone has brought kids into the world (and maybe they should have more thoughtfully considered the consequences and responsibility of doing such).

After dropping off your kids at your in-laws house for the fifth time in one week. Your father-in-law declares, "U shit'm, U got'm."

u shit'm by Dre March 1, 2005

M. Shadows 

The lead singer of Avenged Sevenfold. He is really hot and beautiful, just about as much as Zac Hanson who is the hottest man alive!

M. Shadows is really hot and if I ever meet him I am gonna take him to my room for a little while..or forever. And *drool*...

M. Shadows by RedNBlackDrummer August 27, 2004