ummm kyle is hot, cool, funny, quiet, until he gets in the school bathroom with his stoner buddies.. He is a alcoholic and a nicotine addict. He is skinny n he only drinks monsters. He loves titties like titties are his favorite, if a girl got big tiddies they in his DMS
by mommyyyyy3 January 25, 2022
World's okays programmer and exceptionally average. Though slightly average in life still ranks above those named Robert or Marco.
by loserfisted July 03, 2023
Kyle, a Scorpio, is a long black haired metalhead man with a hell of a sense of humor. Even if he may be misunderstood or not appreciated because of his dry views on the world, he is more of a friend than you could ever ask for. He cares about you, even if he may show it in many eccentric ways. His eccentricity is what makes him special, and you should always appreciate him for it. He gives the best and well-thought out advice, and if feeling up for it he will provide you enough comfort for you to look back on for years.
Also, he has an impeccable taste in music, you’ll never be disappointed if you ask him for suggestions. An absolute demon in bed, you’ll find yourself waking up and feeling all at once every physical sensation that you went to bed having felt.
But even if he may be witty, he may be the life of a party and a decent figure to look up to, be mindful that he might need a friend too. Someone to be around when he’s not at his best, or when his anxiety gets the best of him. He always does his best, and sometimes because of it he neglects his own emotional health for those around him.
Also, he has an impeccable taste in music, you’ll never be disappointed if you ask him for suggestions. An absolute demon in bed, you’ll find yourself waking up and feeling all at once every physical sensation that you went to bed having felt.
But even if he may be witty, he may be the life of a party and a decent figure to look up to, be mindful that he might need a friend too. Someone to be around when he’s not at his best, or when his anxiety gets the best of him. He always does his best, and sometimes because of it he neglects his own emotional health for those around him.
“That guy you’re always talking about, you’ve gotta introduce him to me”
“Oh, Kyle? I’d be absolutely pleased.”
“Oh, Kyle? I’d be absolutely pleased.”
by vampiric flesh May 22, 2022
Kyle is a guy whos immature and confused. He might break your heart, but that's only because he doesn't know how to handle it. He'll grow up and realize you two are perfect for each other. Aside from that, Kyle is dreamy. His eyes will make you melt, and his humor is unmatched, but only to a girl who gets it.
"Did you see Kyle over there flirting with ____"
"Yeah. Oh damn.. she looks pissed... I wonder what dumb shit he said this time
"Yeah. Oh damn.. she looks pissed... I wonder what dumb shit he said this time
by •well shit• January 08, 2023
by Toliet Hopper the migger July 08, 2022
Kyle is the boy I'm in love with and I think he is so funny and I love his long brown hair and his collectable things and he is such a little goober and he probably thinks we are just friends and I get that and I have such a huge crush on him and he is literally so nice and so amazing and omg why am I even doing this I think his voice is so nice and he is a little ducking nerd and I find that adorable I find everything about him adorable but he probably doesn't even think of me like that and I don't even know what I'm doing and he probably has a girlfriend and I'm probably and crazy and I have a boyfriend but Im in love with Kyle
by Kittys:) January 19, 2025