The Jew Meal

The consumption of a properly prepared Jewish person. Only the highest quality of cannibal cooks can be trusted to properly prepare this dish.

While there are several regional variations on the Jew Meal, especially in western Russia and southeastern Denmark, the most common variant originates in Albany, France. In this recipe the Jew is first plucked, leaving the yarmulke for last. Next the intestines are emptied and the entire body is soaked overnight in a broth of sea salt, cayenne pepper, diced green onion, minced artichoke heart, and vegetable oil. After the mixture has soaked in, the entire pan should be put into the oven and baked for 90 minutes at 450 degrees Fahrenheit. Serve with mixed vegetables and a red wine sauce.

"Remember to set an extra place at the table! When you eat the Jew Meal, Hitler eats with you."

Bernard, get in here quick, we're about to break the Jew Bone!"

by theoffensiveist May 1, 2022

Jew Fold

A Jew Fold is when you take money, or another valuable piece of paper, and fold it in such a way that it looks like you have more than you actually do. Usually this requires intricate folding techniques to make it look legit. Only a true Jew can master the Jew Fold!

"Damn look at this picture Mark posted. He's got bank!"
"Nah man, he's just using a Jew Fold. Look, you can even see the folds in the cash."

by Da man 420 November 3, 2020

Sew Jew

A Jewish person who worships in the sewer.
In 2024 a group of yeshiva students dug tunnels in Crown Heights, Brooklyn to expand their synagogue.

As I was in my first floor apartment I swear I could hear the Sew Jews speaking Hebrew.

by Sew Jew January 11, 2024

Jew Gypsue

The ancient Hebrew art of negotiation with a particular emphasis on haggling, cheating and litigating.

Arron used his Jew Gypsue skills to get a great price on our vacation to Israel.

by Johnny Donut January 27, 2019

Are the Jews watching tonight ?

Sometimes I don’t know if it is just my imagination.

Are the Jews watching tonight ? I don’t know if I am actually talking to the Jews.

by Zatarain’s Root Beer Drinker February 11, 2021

jew pill

Someone who has taken the jew pill realizes how jews own and exploit the banks, the media, the government, etc

Mike: Do jews really control everything?
Jason: Yeah. I took the jew pill after learning the truth.
Mike: I took the jew pill too! I’m finally free!

by Timmy Noscope May 14, 2024

Jewing yourself

Wen u fart rely Bradley in the shower

Like wen the the jes went to that shower thay wer gassed

I farted in the shower this morning so I jewdnmy self jewing yourself

by Yiffydeer February 27, 2023