i could make a joke right now

When someone wants to make a dirty joke but doesn't say it and leaves it to the listeners imagination.

Arisa: *Eats a hotdog*

Reg: "I could make a joke right now."

by lemonpopeanuts March 27, 2023

Right-to-left override

In English, we write from the left side of the page to the right, but in many languages such as Arabic, Aramaic, Azeri, Dhivehi/Maldivian, Hebrew, Kurdish (Sorani), Persian/Farsi and Urdu, they instead write from right to left. This is why we have the right to left and left to right overrides. It turns whatever is written after it backward! Unicode code is U+202E.

Person one: Did you know that 10 years ago I was the best player-
Person two: U+202E (Right-to-left override (
Person one: on the...
Person one: WHAT
Person one: WHAT IS HAPPENING!??!??!

by I̴̴̴̷̵̢͚̻̯̟̦̤̣͉̻͓̜͓̊̾͋̅͐́̌͊͐͠͝ April 2, 2023

It right!

In Saint Lucia, it's an expression to condemn someone for their action (Karma). Equivalent to"serves you right!" or "you deserve that!"

1. (Gropes 2.)
2 (Slaps 1.)
3. IT RIGHT!! Doh just touch the girl like that!

by Lime Juice (St. Lucia) January 18, 2023

getting right on my gudgie

when someone is getting on you nerves/annoying you.

Person 1: hahahaha
Person 2: Stop, you getting right on my gudgie!

by dunkbunk January 18, 2023

right the ship

Get shit back under the old law

we’re losing now but our coach will right the ship

by Uncle Larel January 22, 2023

right

The direction in opposition to left

(that way--->; not this way<---)

We turned right by the big oak tree.

by An average dictionary February 2, 2023

Aut-Right

A person who is accused of being alt-right, who is neuro-divergent and usually on the autism spectrum (Asperger's type) with higher than average intelligence. They are accused of this because of their strict adherence to factual thinking, invulnerability to emotional appeals, and disregard for socio-cultural pressure to go along with the "current thing," and so find themselves frequently disagreeing with the cultural consensus because of irrational ideas and blind conformity it is often based on. This leads to them being labeled as "alt-right" by normies and radical leftists who think anyone who disagrees with their SJW belief system is a Nazi. However, the person is actually just very rational and not really radical right, they just get called that because they refuse to go along with the culture that is currently being steered hard to the left by the managerial class, which is increasingly brainwashed by the Marxism that has infiltrated the university system, i.e. "critical theory," etc. (see New Discourses).

Person 1: Did you hear that Elon Musk said he's probably on the autism spectrum? Like Aspergers or whatever?
Person 2: Ah, I see; he's not alt-right, he's aut-right.

Person 1: Yeah, but anyone who disagrees with us is still a white supremacist Nazi, so whatever. Nautzistic?

Person 2: LoL good one, comrade. Whatever we call them, they belong in the gulag. Anyway, back to corporate headquarters to lead our struggle sess...I mean mandatory diversity, equity, and inclusion meeting...

by Anaximander Apeiron February 2, 2023