The internet

Where you find porn

I watched a lot of porn on the internet last night!!!

by Mccheze12186 January 23, 2018

reliable internet

something that doesn't exist.

Person 1: Hey, do you know any reliable internet services that I can use?
Person 2: N O I N T E R N E T P R O V I D E R I S R E L I A B L E

by Nic0981323 April 15, 2023

JKGB's Internet Plague

JKGB's Internet Plague is a plague which occurs when you watch a stream by JKGB. By watching JKGB's stream the palgue transfers over to your pc and slows down your internet.

JKGB's Internet Plague made my ping go from 25ms to 150ms

by ITP_PNG January 28, 2024

internet history

the one thing you DONT want your parents looking through

(dad) son, we are gonna check your internet history

(son) (shit)

by stovO33 May 23, 2023

internet pants

pants that exist only in cyberspace.

Person 1: so I was having cybersex last night with hotchick69

Person 2: are you telling me you're so out of it that it means something to you that you got down hotchick69's internet pants? You know that online isn't real right?

by ConcepcionImmaculada September 22, 2010

Internet chaos

When someone causes a war via saying something.

Friend one: Hey did you hear what blank said!
Friend two: What did they say?
Friend one: HE SAID PINEAPPLE PIZZA IS THE BEST KIND OF PIZZA!
Friend two: TIME TO CAUSE INTERNET CHAOS!

by Waffleing May 1, 2022

Internet politician

The name given to someone who believes everything they read on the internet or social media and forms an opinion regardless of facts or knowledge.

Frank: liberals are trying to take my guns away.
Gio: Says who?
Frank: I read it on Facebook.
Gio: dude, you're just an internet politician.

by Huge hammer69 May 8, 2019