DUTCH CRUTCH

When your fart pops up the wrong way, forward farts so to speak

Taking it in turns to dutch oven each other......

"Oh yeah, we dutch crutch each other all the time"

"oh, that smells like Dutch crutch"

by Tmunchkin December 6, 2019

being dutched

When you are owned at speedskating by someone who's Dutch, you're being dutched

I'm being dutched right now, I just can't win.

by jemoeder008 March 26, 2014

dutch oven knobber

Eat a good Mexican meal, the hotter the better. That night when your woman has the covers over her body and is giving you a blow job. Fart and grab the covers to put over her head. See how long you can hold her under.

Last night I gave my ol lady a 10 second Dutch Oven Knobber

by MultiStateUpperdecker March 20, 2019

Dutch language

The most ooga booga caveman language to exist.
Inbetween the line of English and German, it's been called "A drunk German trying to speak English"
You can someone understand it but not really.

"geef me een klap papa"
"bro the Dutch language be goofy ahh hell 😭😭"

by Thecoolesttoucanever December 20, 2023

Dutch-Irish Eggs

Fake egg variety, brainchild of Koshal Md.

Dutch-Irish Eggs are not real and are made up. They do not even exist in Pennsylvania

by pokuyt March 20, 2021

dutch fudge roll

the sexual act in which one partner defecates on the others chest and then pulls the bed sheets over their head.

since i gave jackie a dutch fudge roll i can't look her in the eye.

by big shark September 6, 2010

dutch hoe

A dutch hoe is a person who likes to get with a lot of people sexually, but cannot get any.

Derived from the true definitions of a dutch hoe, being, “a hoe that is used for pushing rather than pulling”

a dutch hoe is a hoe that cannot not pull

est 2024 Benjamin Stewart

Trey: “Man, Aidan is always tryna get with women, he’s such a hoe”
Ben: “Yeah too bad he’s dutch”
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Jerry: “You’re such a dutch hoe, just learn how to talk to girls!”

by Penjamin June 13, 2024