He Should Have Stayed Sperm

A variation on He Should Have Remained Sperm

Tony Abbut is a disgrace. He should have stayed sperm.

by RTM 1963 August 8, 2021

Having a steamie

Shooting web on a train as it toots

That Gunzel Michael loves having a steamie

by Portunes June 8, 2021

Having it Down

To 'Have something down' is to take a penil, pen or similarly sized and shaped cylindrical object and place it on the back of the middle finger with the other fingers resting ontop while said hand is rested flat on a table or other flat surface. Then the sportsman will raise the free hand above the pen. With a fast and sharp motion, the free hand is slammed down palm first on the back of the lower hand. The pen will then be snapped over the back of the middle finger. It can be relatively painful for those in the persuit of such sport.

The challenge is to break as many pens, pencils or other objects as possible in one go.

"I bet you cant 'ave that down"

"Jeez, Glynn... that's a fountain pen"

"Bugger it, I'll be having it down"

by Wonnywocketwon June 11, 2021

having a coffee with RJ

RJ hosts a morning live program called "Having a Coffee with RJ." Though the show is called "Coffee with RJ," everyone jokingly knows it as a pseudonym for "Masturbation."

I was watching Coffee with RJ as I was Having a Coffee with RJ.

by The Team. June 11, 2021

boys who have brown hair

theyre cute and cool but sometimes assholes

girl: did you hear about the new student
boy who has black hair: yeah i heard he has brown hair
girl: omg i heard boys who have brown hair are hot and cute i wanna be his gf
2 days later
girl: he broke up with me for not searching for the tv remote

by IsraelDoesntExist June 12, 2021

Fuck you but have a nice day

When a nice guy wants to tell somebody that he should fuck off.

Some Random Asshole:Hey Nice guy you suck ass

Nice guy: well fuck you but have a nice day

by DxLtV June 19, 2021

Have Lethal

Gamers say this to indicate that if no mistakes are made they could theoretically kill a specific enemy.

This term is used in many different games, including League of Legends and Dota 2.

I think I have lethal on their carry

Aw dammit, I would’ve had lethal but I fucked up my engage

by Grath chro June 28, 2021