A person who masturbates in a furious and aggressive manner, due to the act being vain in nature it is usually committed in front of a mirror , individuals who engage in this heinous act are usually given away due to their social retardation and enormous ego.
person 1: "Hey bro!! why are you looking at my girl?!?! My body is made of solid steel! i've been on TMZ ten fucking times , i'm a god damn movie star!! I'll fuck you up!!!" person 2: "...wow. what a real goat choker". *walks away and continues on with life*
by Tomm Orrow April 10, 2015
Get the goat chokermug. A common situation, experience or every day activity that inexplicably becomes disorganized, confused or grossly fucked up.
by pureownage54 December 21, 2008
Get the Goat Mashmug. When a man desires his partner sit on his face after a bowl movement, and cleanse their area with his beard.
He wallowed in the dirty goat she had given him as her thick fecal matter permeated his gray goatee painting it a rich brown masterpiece.
by Synaptic4Play March 20, 2021
Get the Dirty Goatmug. by 1bdb1 January 19, 2023
Get the Throat goatmug. 
by AshZara__ January 4, 2022
Get the goatmug. by vegannTesher November 29, 2022
Get the noemie's goatsmug.