whisky dick

when a guy drinks too much and can’t keep a hard on up

yeah dylan got a whisky dick last night.
it wasn’t any fun

by whiskydicker19 March 5, 2019

Dick Duster

The moustache of a homosexual man or a hirsute heterosexual lady.

My johnson's never been so clean since Richard got his dick duster on it last night

At first Uma's flavour saver put me off but that's before I'd felt it dusting my dick

by PedroDeLaVega April 19, 2016

Uncle Dicking

The act of taking a picture of one's posterior area without his/her knowledge or consent.

"Did you just Uncle Dick me?"
"Check out my pics, man. Been Uncle Dicking these chicks all day!"

by urnin December 3, 2013

dick ton

a unit of precise measurement when one has no real clue

That piano weighed a dick ton!

by jdawgger6969 July 22, 2010

Dick Twin

You're watching porn, and then you see something on screen that looks a lot like the something in your hand. Your dick twin! And suddenly, you feel a lot better about yourself. Suddenly, you feel like you're having sex yourself! Depending on what's done in the situation, 'dick twin' can be both a verb and a noun, and it can be both the actor on screen, and the little actor who gets way more screen time.

'Wow, that's a dick twin right there.'

'I'm dick twinning, send you the link later.'

'I dick twinned last night. But I think mine's a little girthier.'

'Dick twinnage can save a man.'

'My dick twin even sounds like me.'

by lookaroundyou August 25, 2013

liquor dick

when after drinking, you have trouble getting a hard one or getting it up for sex

jack: did you fuck cathy?
sam: no, i had liquor dick.

by brandon May 1, 2004

whistle dick

What my uncle Bill called males as a passing friendly redneck nickname. Not meant to be insulting.

Hey whistle dick, long time no see, how you been?
Hey whistle dick, how's your folks doin these days?
Come here whistle dick, and give me a hand with this tire.
Thanks whistle dick, I couldn't've done it without you.

by DLE April 26, 2006