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Dylan

Hot and sexy guy that gets all your girls in one bed. He gets the whole house shaking every day and night. His penis is compared to a stretch limo. He can get your girl with one word.
I'm with Dylan.
by SaltThe Wound May 21, 2019
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Dylan

Has a learning disability and has a sick size of 2 in and gets all the guys but not the girls
by lolega rweg June 20, 2019
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Dylan

A gay, dumb, little turd that had a very small cock. He is known as a glonk by all Parker’s. If you don’t know what a glonk is please look it up.
Someone very dumb dylan
by Glonk the chonk October 10, 2018
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Dylan

Dylan is a caring guy he is always nice to people even if he might not like them. He is the perfect guy when it comes to marriage. He is super romantic to the one he loves. He has not fear when it comes to trying new things. He is shy, so make sure to talk to him. He hides his real fears and emotions behind his smile. He has trust issues. He is scared of commitment but really wants a relationship. If you date him make sure that he doesn’t leave you. He never will willingly leave you. If he leaves you it’s because he is scared of hurting you in some way or he is insecure . CHASE HIM! He doesn’t like talking about his feelings and excepting compliments even if he wants to tell you. He just wishes he can yell at him self.
Girlfriend:Dylan you okay?
Dylan: It’s Fine(lie)
Girlfriend: DYLAN I WILL NEVER LEAVE YOU TRUST ME.
by DandelionFlower November 19, 2021
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dylan holmak

Dylan Holmak is a fat ass
by Dylan Holmak January 31, 2017
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Dylan

by NotJacques4328 November 21, 2021
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Dylan

A guy who can't read, can't write, and smells like David's bidussy.
Did we lose Dylan again? No, he's around here somewhere because I can smell him.
by mmee00ww September 14, 2021
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