The slow dump is when you have been on one date and are not feeling him or her anymore. Perhaps the banging was sub par. Whatever. First you slow down the amount of phone calls per day or week, and miss a few. Week two, fade from phone calls to just texting and then towards week three miss a few texts. Week four, miss more texts and then with the ones you do respond, use one word answers, and say things like I could but whatever, or ya I could do that but ya know. Weeks can also be replaced with days, and days with hours, to speed up answer with minimal words and if this doesn't work, just talk about lots of the fadees friends that you would like to hammer, or be hammered by depending on the sex of the slow dumper.
I went out with Jordan, I thought it went ok, but when I asked him/her to come to my piano recital, all I got was a text that read " ya know". Since then there is only replys to half my texts all in one word answers. I think getting the slow dump.
by TByrd March 13, 2016
A shit log that has two types of shit in the same log. This can range from soft and smooth to hard and with a crsushed together nugget look.
by JLO70 November 03, 2022
by RimskyRinny December 21, 2017
When a person starts using words with made up definitions in sentences to either look cool or confuse others.
Doctor Campbell roobie dumped a bunch of words on me and I still have no idea what he was trying to say.
by The Collector of Denials July 18, 2024
Someone who leaves a big dump in an office desk drawer in retaliation for the recipient getting to work early and destroying the community restroom.
Adam blew up the first floor bathroom before work again, so tomorrow I'm going to leave him a Renaissance phantom dump to teach him a lesson.
by PColaCajun December 23, 2023
When a large, long, and fairly sturdy turd strikes the inside of a toilet bowl, and is then flushed. It will often create a circular smudge or smear around the inside of the bowl. This term was coined by a woman living somewhere in the Midwest, USA after her son deposited such a turd into her toilet bowl and attempted to flush, but he left it for her to discover the next morning.
by Whoop, there it is! June 14, 2021