Cheese Weasel

A person who smiles in your face (as in "say cheese") and when you turn your back or your not around he/she stabs you in the back (weasel).

From his vicious arrogant smile I knew right away the car salesman was a real cheese weasel.

by Kingpin3 February 21, 2011

cheese puff

Simply a Puff of Cheese.

Cheese (from cows) + Puff (from smokers usually weed) = Cheese Puff!

by Der Neger February 2, 2005

weak cheese

When you expect one type of cheese flavor and experience another.

This cheddar is weak cheese.... I'm takin' my ass to BC Deli next time.

by Rob R. December 3, 2006

Nacho cheese

a mixture of semen and egg yolks made into a batter

My monkey throws pies of nasty nacho cheese at people all the time, there is no stopping him.

by Derpus February 14, 2012

Cheese Grater

Ripping hot abs reminiscent of a cheese grater.

Adam says "Hey you wanna see something?"
lifts his shirt and then says "check out my cheese grater". Free perve for all :D

by Resident Mong Bean October 5, 2009

cheese job

when a girl shoots a yellow-green, cottage cheese like discharge from her vagina onto a guys penis and then the guy has sex with her.

"so what'd u do with your girlfriend this weekend?"
"she totally gave me a cheese job!"

by Justin:) February 19, 2008

Dick cheese

When you call someone Dick cheese, they'll either 1. laugh, or 2. fucking wants to rip your face off

1.Fuck you, you little piece of Dick cheese!!

2. Hey DICK CHEESE, GET OVER HERE *laughs*

by JokermakerYT April 21, 2020