bowl vaulter

A turd that is so long and hard that it sticks out of the toilet water much like a pole vaulters pole.

I was holding on to that poop so long I made a bowl vaulter!

by VMaximus2003 August 30, 2017

Double Bowl

n; The act of smoking a bowl while sitting on the toilet taking a shit.

Dude, I just had a double bowl and went to class, how baller is that?

by Somatic Psycho February 11, 2011

jerking in the punch-bowl

It is similar to poisoning the well. An act of claiming a good thing for the sake of owning it and ruining the fun for everyone else.

Person 1: The guy who copyrighted the Happy Birthday song was an ass.
Person 2: Yeah, he was really jerking in the punch-bowl.

by Hmanlyman May 26, 2020

Gay bowling ball

A person called Jamie Wright who has a round ass head

You look like a gay bowling ball

by Tom dim April 11, 2018

bowling lane regular

A woman that can be found at the bowling alley enjoying a pack of Newport cigarettes and a 6pack of Pabst Blue Ribbon on a nightly basis. She will likely have jacked up teeth from a crystal meth addiction and tattoos boasting her 4 illegitimate children.

It was supposed to be boy's night out, but Kevin just went home with that bowling lane regular.

by zdidit January 01, 2011

tolera-bowl

a small bowl packed (typically with weed) with the intention of making a situation (not feeling well, doing mundane work, etc.) more tolerable without necessarily smoking it to get blazed

Person 1: "Man, I kinda feel like shit. I think I'm gonna go smoke a tolera-bowl."
Person B: "Yeah, dude. Do what ya gotta do."

by anbolto October 27, 2021

Bowling ball with your name on it

A gift that is intended more for the giver than the receiver.

From "The Simpsons", season 1, episode 9: "Life In The Fast Lane", when Homer gets Marge a bowling ball for her birthday inscribed with "Homer".

You got her a toolbox for her birthday?!? Kinda a bowling ball with your name on it.

by Mc1081SA August 29, 2021