The only counter to The Mastermind Rule. Comes from the awesomeness that is banana fire (some retard puts on a banana suit and covers himself in rubbing alcohol and sets himself alight, guess what happens next... google it and try not to laugh too hard.)
Should an offered activity take a higher preference than the current activity, one should invoke The Banana Fire Rule. Comes from the fact that watching banana fire is probably the best thing you can do, if it wasn't, you'd invoke The Mastermind Rule.
Should an offered activity take a higher preference than the current activity, one should invoke The Banana Fire Rule. Comes from the fact that watching banana fire is probably the best thing you can do, if it wasn't, you'd invoke The Mastermind Rule.
Miles: Aww man if only I hadn't invoked the mastermind rule and kept on playing Final Fantasy VII when asked if I wanted to play some Tekken Tag! Wait a minute, I think it's time to invoke The Banana Fire Rule!
Everyone: Yes! Tekken formulae go!
Everyone: Yes! Tekken formulae go!
by Burger King Diamond September 22, 2011
Get the The Banana Fire Rule mug.The banana-milk method is when you come home after a 7-hour long school day and you're broke.
You haven't had time for breakfast because you want the extra 10 minutes on the pillow instead of eating that same crusty ass oatmeal that you've been eating your entire life for breakfest.
When you come home the first thing you do Is check the fridge and its of course empty. You close it and check again ain hope of something spawn, but nothing does. You spot a half-ripe banana and the carton of milk only has enough milk in it for 1 full glass. You go to your room and you eat the banana, and then chug the milk as fast as you can you can't feel the pain in your stomach after starving an entire day. You then force yourself to go to sleep and wake up with 7hp and 5 shield, followed by an emptiness in your body. You need master this technique in order to wake up at the exact moment that dinner is ready. Then you inhale as much dinner as you can so you can go to sleep again after and then wake up to another day of using banana-milk method.
You haven't had time for breakfast because you want the extra 10 minutes on the pillow instead of eating that same crusty ass oatmeal that you've been eating your entire life for breakfest.
When you come home the first thing you do Is check the fridge and its of course empty. You close it and check again ain hope of something spawn, but nothing does. You spot a half-ripe banana and the carton of milk only has enough milk in it for 1 full glass. You go to your room and you eat the banana, and then chug the milk as fast as you can you can't feel the pain in your stomach after starving an entire day. You then force yourself to go to sleep and wake up with 7hp and 5 shield, followed by an emptiness in your body. You need master this technique in order to wake up at the exact moment that dinner is ready. Then you inhale as much dinner as you can so you can go to sleep again after and then wake up to another day of using banana-milk method.
"Bro why are you so skinny at the moment?"
"Damn dawg I'm running banana-milk method right now that I'm broke"
"Damn dawg I'm running banana-milk method right now that I'm broke"
by MarkeringMarkeringMarkering March 2, 2023
Get the Banana-milk method mug.Jupy is a being that humans are yet to understand. Jupy is a shadow like character who can teleport, be very agile, and could even slow down or speed up time as well as do many other feats. Jupy is known for being the Banana Man. Giving Bananas to everyone it meets. KazooDoesArt first spotted this creature while under a Banana Tree. Jupy also commits arson and does have a lot of power. Able to grow in height or shrink if needed. It can also move at high speeds. Jupy can be dangerous, but is around a good companion and friend. If you meet one. Cherish it.
Person one: I'm hungry.
Person two: Then ask Jupy the Banana Man for a Banana.
Person one: No way, he always sets more toaster on fire afterwards
Person two: Then ask Jupy the Banana Man for a Banana.
Person one: No way, he always sets more toaster on fire afterwards
by Jake Josh October 23, 2022
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lisa: my throat hurts
jerry: oh i have something to make it better
lisa: u do? what is it?
jerry: its hot banana juice, it cures anything
jerry: oh i have something to make it better
lisa: u do? what is it?
jerry: its hot banana juice, it cures anything
by zombiegod536 April 30, 2011
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RULES OF PLAY!
1.Game of shooting friends, make your hand into the form of a gun.
2.Must say banana to activate gun (sort of like reloading)
3.Must make pew pew noise or shot doesnt count.
4.If you get shot you are done until the end of the round.
5. New round starts everytime a bell, ring, ding, etc. is heard. (these rules sometimes can be changed if bells are not heard different things can sometimes be made to signify new rounds)
6.Most of all have fun
7.There is no purposely creating your own rounds.
RULES OF PLAY!
1.Game of shooting friends, make your hand into the form of a gun.
2.Must say banana to activate gun (sort of like reloading)
3.Must make pew pew noise or shot doesnt count.
4.If you get shot you are done until the end of the round.
5. New round starts everytime a bell, ring, ding, etc. is heard. (these rules sometimes can be changed if bells are not heard different things can sometimes be made to signify new rounds)
6.Most of all have fun
7.There is no purposely creating your own rounds.
by tickmeister March 2, 2009
Get the Banana Pew Pew mug.A phrase used to express your satisfaction with someones proposed course of action. The phrase was actually first coined by Simon Lambert on the 6th Floor of the Playford Builidng at the South Australian Institiute of Technology in mid 1984. Simon responded with "Cool Bananas" after one of the Malaysian students hacked into the Unibversity computer and changed all of the years assignment outcomes to the right answers , therefore saving hours of time trying to generate an R-squared in excess of 98.9%.
Person 1 : I just bought a metre long stick of licorice !
Person 2 : Cool bananas !!
Person 1 : I can get it done but I may need to kill Mary ...
Person 2 : Cool bananas
Person 2 : Cool bananas !!
Person 1 : I can get it done but I may need to kill Mary ...
Person 2 : Cool bananas
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"No way! Well that explains why he asks so many questions in sex-ed!"
"No way! Well that explains why he asks so many questions in sex-ed!"
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