Asshole

A person who, on the game Teamfortress 2, caps on hightower.

Cougar is an asshole because he caps on hightower.

by Flaming Tree December 16, 2016

licky asshole

A small gremlin like creature with clawed hands and distinct insensitivity.

That Licky Asshole should not be allowed near children.

by Bournemouthtown January 4, 2024

asshole

Jacob Carlson
Born October 27, 1997

Person: Why is that kid wearing fuzzy socks and yelling at everyone?
Another Person: Because Jake Carlson is an asshole

by skippppppppppppppppy February 11, 2015

kombucha asshole

when an asshole smells so bad that it is legit fermenting up there.

Dude… he had that kombucha asshole.

by BreBre. September 15, 2022

Asshole cream

´Cream that comes out after getting backshots

Guy fucking: Damn thats a lot of asshole cream

by nohomo4206967 October 2, 2025

Asshole

A charming guy pretending to be lots he's not. Sociopatich characteristics, like manipulative, "evil", hidden intentions, passive aggressive, etc.
No use challenging him when it comes to a girl, she'll end up with him every time. But she will soon regret chosing him when he destroys her life completely.

Her boyfriend is an asshole...
She has nothing left because of that asshole

by Johnny Punk August 4, 2019

Asshole

Me when I attend to the wrong person's feelings. Me when I manage to screw up ever relationship that comes within 12 feet of me. Girl interrupted.

I am a real asshole sometimes

by Captainobvious93 April 9, 2019