Cookie Waffles

An STD where your vagina looks like a beat up waffle and your clit looks like chocolate chips.

Your ex Jarod: wdym you have cookie waffles?? I thought you got tested??

by Bills is gay af May 17, 2022

waffle boofter

Poof. Gay. Homosexual.

“You are such a fucking waffle boofter!”

“See him, he’s a giant waffle boofter.”

by emmazingtings420 June 13, 2024

Waffle Thief

1.

An offensive term for a Belgian suspected of theft.

Give it back you filthy fucking waffle thief

by JackRabbitStorm August 28, 2010

Twat Waffle

Akin to a douchebag, but an only slightly more appropriate word choice to use in front of your mom.

"Dude clearly couldn't handle that post -- delete. He's a twat waffle."

by Irishmafia June 14, 2023

Waffling

Waffling is speaking in a vague and trivial manner for no reason at all.

Definition of waffling:

“It’s like taking the third derivative of the ionic bonds when the algorithmic mass is about to have a chemically forced reaction with the apple to the fourth power”

by Jamal the third the second March 30, 2022

Waffled

When a subject is transported by Law Enforcement in the back of the squad car and being belligerent. The official checks the brakes, the subject in the rear flies into the metal cage producing a waffle imprint on the subjects face temporarily.

Joe was screaming at the officer on the way to the station from the back seat and was waffled to keep him compliant.

by Hank Hoodat November 12, 2021

waffle

When a person extrudes fecal matter from the rectum onto the seat and closes the lid firmly.

Oh man!! John left me a waffle! JOHNN!!

by auralian July 20, 2019