Thomson Tug-Of-War

Similar to the Florence Finger-Blast, it’s when two dudes face eachother naked, criss-cross arms, and proceed to tug on eachother’s cocks till climax, never breaking eye contact, all while telling eachother how special the other one is. Originated from AUSP Thomson, Ill.

Hey Bob, you up for little Thomson Tug-Of-War?
Oh fuck yeah, Jimbo. You’re the best at it.

by Gaysofthunder69 February 10, 2020

Mickey Mouse War

A war that achieved nothing, was pointless, or was not worth the lives lost.

Vietnam was a Mickey Mouse War.

by Lord Roguy May 28, 2020

The Sealand Civil War

The largest war in human history, taking place in the country of Sealand.
Over 100 million died.

Man: I got drafted
Woman: Why!?
Man: To fight in the Sealand Civil War and protect my country!

by ThyOfThee September 2, 2023

World war 2

A limited time mode in Fortnite, the event was a hide and seek mode. The most over-powered location to hide was in the attics.

Grandpa: Do you know what World War 2 was?
Little Timmy: Yeah! I love Fortnite.

by Aidan is a simp 69 March 24, 2021

Great Turf War

On future Earth, Squids and Octopuses evolve into Octarians/Octlings and Inklings. They fight over territory, the Octarians were winning most of the war but eventually ended up retreating to Octo Valley.

Captain Cuddlefish and his Splatoon fought in The Great Turf War

by Randonarchy April 2, 2021

War horse poop

When lack of fiber and excess protein gives you bowel movements that are very painful and large.

After a block of government cheese, I have a case of war horse poops.

by Bill brasky85 April 25, 2021

World war 1

Another saying for YouTube drama that is pointless and with no winners and fans of that YouTuber fighting with the fans of the YouTuber they are defending in the comment section aka no man’s land. The purpose was because of a YouTuber attacking another YouTuber and that other YouTuber came to that person’s defense and the list goes on. thanks to emperortigerstar for a video

Well did you see that YouTube drama that shit was like world war 1 but pointless

by The cheek freak from Mars April 30, 2022