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turtle

Abbreviation of the "awkward turtle" hand gesture - expressed in one word. Turtle.

Awkward turtle is abbreviated to make it easier to define a situation. Or refer to turtles in the area.
mate: how was it meeting her parents?
boy: oh man... it was so bad. there were turtles everywhere.

boy: i totally had to watch this sex scene in a cinema with my parents.
mate: hahahahaha!

boy: a turtle walked past me and waved, saving "hi, my name's awkward"
by happycatsmiles December 15, 2010
mugGet the turtlemug.

turtle

I human thats stupid and puts his or her shirt over his or her head to look like a turtle tucking its into its shell
'hey look Timmy is turtle ing his shirt again what i fucking idoit"
by HipsterDFilms April 3, 2018
mugGet the turtlemug.

turtle

electing for a more antisocial option when presented with an invitation
bro 1: "dude do you want to come over tonight? stacy will be there and she's bringing a ton of hookers and lots of blow"
bro 2: "nah, dude, i'm not really feeling up to all that social interaction -- i think i'm just gonna turtle and go home and play GTA"
by handlejandle January 31, 2016
mugGet the turtlemug.

turtle soup party

When a bunch of boys get circumcised and they make soup.
My tabernacle is throwing a turtle soup party because lots of the boys are turning 13. Oy very.
by Thumb boble October 14, 2023
mugGet the turtle soup partymug.

turtle gang

by itsammon March 18, 2022
mugGet the turtle gangmug.

Ninja Turtling

Trekking through snowy mountains with a sled on one’s back while using the sled as a snow and wind shield as well as a means to quickly slide through the snow as it is still attached to the back.
By ninja turtling, they found that they could quickly traverse any terrain in the snow without fear of obstacles.
by extremesledding December 20, 2021
mugGet the Ninja Turtlingmug.

Turtle Soulmate

A turtle soulmate is someone whom you are extremely close to (Boyfriend, girlfriend, best friend) that you have nothing significant in common.
Harry and his girlfriend have nothing in common, save for their love for turtles, therefore they are turtle soulmates.
by KitieeKattiee May 19, 2011
mugGet the Turtle Soulmatemug.

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