Toilet paper

Once mackensie put his finger up his ass

Hello bruv i like toilet paper

by Suicicidal james March 17, 2017

Toilet Paper

When you want to toilet paper Laura's neighbor's house but Kirk suggests you use her sheets instead.

If we use Laura's sheets to toilet paper their house they can use a blacklight and DNA testing to find her.

by Kirk Loveday December 08, 2019

Toilet paper

When a pandemic starts everyones assholes begin spraying shit uncontrollably causing massive swarms of white trash mobbing stores to get that precious anus relief one can only get from toilet paper

Only the smooth cotton clouds of toilet paper can soothe this bleeding anus.

by T Smitty 208 March 19, 2020

Toilet Paper

Paper designed for wiping your ass but will most likely no longer exist once the coronavirus is gone.

Son: "Dad, we are out of toilet paper!"

Dad: "Sorry son but every store in america is out of toilet paper, so you are just going to have to wipe your ass with your hand."

by bL0BbY BiTcH March 25, 2020

Toilet Paper

When the 2020 this was the most important item in existence. No longer exists.

You bro you got any toilet paper

THEY STILL HAVE THAT

by Cedscrub April 12, 2020

Toilet Paper

When the 2020 this was the most important item in existence. No longer exists.

You bro you got any toilet paper

THEY STILL HAVE THAT

by Cedscrub April 12, 2020

Toilet paper

Something that our future generations won't have any memory of.

Kid born in 2075: The fuck is toilet paper
Father: Sit down son, I need to tell you a story

by DeepFriedDump April 06, 2020