Toilet

A place where you feel safe dropping your mud monkeys

“Oh thank god there’s a toilet I really needed to urinate from my bum

by Toilet Plunge June 13, 2019

fresh toilet paper

Commonly used by crazy people to describe clean fragrances at Walmart.

Woman:(picks up and smells a candle)

Woman: This smells like fresh toilet paper.

by Joven diosa June 18, 2017

Skibidi Toilet

A series on youtube created by DaFuq?!Boom in which camera men (guys with cameras for heads) attack toilets. It is made on GMod and it is annoying, but it is only the community that made it annoying. The videos don't suck (that much) And I am not an ipad kid.

"Skibidi toilet"
*Shoots with a 9mm rifle*

by TurkishBop December 12, 2023

toilet hat-trick

Sitting on the toilet and get in 3 different things, like dumping sperm in the toilet, urinating over it and shit on it. Or a menstrual loaf, urinating over it and shit on it.

I accomplished a toilet hat-trick this morning, after dumping some sperm in the toilet I pissed over it and shat on it!

by SpunkSkunk November 1, 2017

Toilet Trumpet

1. n. Ass, Bottom, Butt. 2. n. Butt hole asshole, any puckering stinkhoop that makes a horn like sound while thrusting pressured gas through its portal

Timmy played his toilet trumpet after lunch in 5th period and it stank.

by Hot Dog Goblin May 8, 2022

Skibidi Toilet

Skibidi Toilet is made by Dafuq?!Boom (a YouTuber who animates in SourceFilmMaker). The plot is a singing Toilet fighting with a bunch of anthropomorphic media objects like Speakers and TVs. Skibidi Toilet can be classified as level 2 lobotomy for developing fears of going to the bathroom and forcing children from the generation Alpha to sing the repetitive anthem. To all parents reading this definition, please book a therapy for your child to save their innocence and mental health.

Hi, did you watch the singing toilets?

- You mean Skibidi Toilet? Yes, I did.

by SlammerGaming0 May 6, 2024

Go clean toilet

Expression: A phrase used in multiplayer first person shooter games, to exclaim and project someone, most likely another player, as being terrible at the game.

It is used to project that the player who is terrible, may be better at cleaning toilet bowls, since it is usually looked down upon, hence making it clear that the player have came to the lowest of lows. Could be used as satire insult.
Distant relative of the famous expression "git gud".

Dude you are actually really bad
you are so bad haha go clean toilet haha one kill.

by ccphater10 September 29, 2021