Slutty Toilet

A word to describe one's poor internet.

Cooper: Hey Gina, your slutty toilet is fucking up again
Gina: Oh damn my slutty toilet!

by AHandsomeGuy July 28, 2016

Toilet Teaser

When your poo is stuck in your pipe and just isnt for budging.

I just had a while dose of toilet teaser the other day. Okay now after 3 bottles of laxative.

by mk11 October 22, 2010

Skibidi Toilet

Brain rot for children who have barely conceived a sane perception on reality. It's a series created by some YouTuber, consisting of a variety of characters like a toilet with a man's head sticking out of it (probably relating to some form of potty humor) and a humanoid creature with speakers as heads or whatever (not Siren Head). Keep in mind that I have not watched the series (because I'm not three years old), so I'm not exactly well-educated on the lore or whatever, but people claim that there is no lore whatsoever and that the entire series is just "explosions" (and most likely memes if I had to guess). Generally, stuff like this is targeted towards kids, so it's mostly meant to keep them entertained rather than focus on an actual written narrative or story. Things like loud noises, random chaotic things happening onscreen, or something moving with vibrant colors. That's usually the type of content that attracts children. If you're a parent, I highly discourage letting your kid watch "Skibidi Toilet" because it is genuinely nothing but brain rot, probably overloaded with Gen Alpha memes and inside jokes. If you want good shows for your kids to watch, stick to Netflix or Disney+. DO NOT LET THEM WATCH SKIBIDI TOILET.

Adult or Teenager: "What type of shows do you watch, Little Timmy?"

Little Timmy on his iPad: "I watch Skibidi Toilet!"

Adult or Teenager: "What?"

by coolAdude57 March 11, 2024

Skibidi Toilet

The worst thing to happen to humanity

"Have you seen Episode 70 of Skibidi Toilet?"
"Die."

by Lithma November 12, 2024

Skibidi Toilet

A cartoon/animation/YTP by DaFuq!?Boom! about toilets with human heads singing a mashup of "Dom Dom Yes Yes" and "Give it to me". Humans with camera heads fight them. The show is pure YTP and is not to be taken seriously.

Tod: Skibidi toilet is the best show
Bob: KYS

by EnchantedDonutStudioz November 20, 2023

Toilet paper wedgie

A butt with toilet paper wedged in the crack. It looks like 'kleenex' or tissue paper stuck in a box to blow your nose. Kleenex, Puffs, tissue paper, toilet paper, heavy duty booty, butt crack attack, wedgie, wipe your butt, butt, poop, booty, bum, butt crack, take a dump

I was in a hurry to get back to class and wiped my butt several times really fast. I think I got a toilet paper wedgie.

by joecoolthefool September 6, 2016

toilet math

Flushing the toilet while you sit on it because you sink. Commonly used as a joke, being told to add and subtract while in the toilet taking a dump.

Hey Steve... do your toilet math.

Robert: Hey Mike, add and subtract... add and subtract...
Mike: What?

Robert: Add a little water, subtract everything else.

by Nightshade00013 November 6, 2021