touch toilet

Probably the biggest achievement somebody can obtain. If you happen to achieve touch toilet, you will be worshipped for months, even years. Touch toilet is one of the hardest life achievements anybody could be able to obtain. If you happen to achieve it, your name will be everywhere, you will be full of fame and money , your life will better up, you will have no worries and will definitely, absolutely, get a wife and all of your wishes shall come true.
person 1: Yo, who is this guy Zeke?
person 2: Wtf? You haven't heard of him? He is the one who touched toilet! You're a faggot for not knowing that. Even though I'm a guy i want to have his kids. Like, man, he literally achieved " touch toilet " in his life!
person 1: Damn! That's epic! I wish i was him!
by refrigerator 23 June 3, 2020
mugGet the touch toiletmug.

Toilet Paper

Toilet paper is a symbol of the coronavirus, due to the fact that people are buying a huge amount of toilet paper during the COVID-19 pandemic. Toilet paper is a bare essential, so it is falling off the shelves like crazy. Stores now have a limit on how much toilet paper you can buy. Not to mention Mount Druitt Coles now has a security guard guarding the toilet paper.

I guess people be like:
*goes out and buys all the toilet paper in existance so they don’t ever have to leave the house again*

But still people, leave some for the other humans on this planet!
When you go out, make sure to get some more toilet paper. We’re almost out!”
by Kitten 🐱 December 22, 2020
mugGet the Toilet Papermug.

Skibidi toilet

A youtube shorts show that only gen alpha watches and is all of their dream “job.”
Means absolutely nothing
by Pokeknight2610 April 6, 2024
mugGet the Skibidi toiletmug.

Flush the toilet

Sex position. When you hold someone’s nose, forcing them to take a breath and swallow whatever you have forced into their mouth. Typically used in water sports or bukkake porn
“We had to flush the toilet on that twink we invited over last night
by SweetPotatoW February 20, 2021
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Toilet paper

Hey you got some of that spare toilet paper?
by Mmm m jm July 1, 2020
mugGet the Toilet papermug.

Ohio skibidy toilet

When your skibidy mogger mogs you and you need to clap back. Insult, derogatory.
Im mogging you right now!
Well, atleast im not a ohio skibidy toilet
by anonymous April 15, 2024
mugGet the Ohio skibidy toiletmug.

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