Have it all worked out

To gain significant advantage or make one's way through the world by exploiting social dynamics, state institutions and weaponising the law (usually to the detriment of moral but naive others).

Cindy: "I'm so over my farting, snoring husband, but I need him. How about you?"
Jelissa: "Well I have no problems. I lined up a guy via Internet dating from the other side of the world, he knocked me up so I could have my baby and he's out of sight, out of mind. He pays me child support off the record out of guilt, and I get special single mother benefits. Then I married Enrique, but divorced him after four years for a payout and alimony. These days I just do what I want!"
Cindy: "Wow, you have it all worked out, don't you?"

by <LeIgHthaL> May 28, 2023

I have a blue ass

To have guy on guy sex

“I have a blue ass”

“So your gay”

by Jhonathansfemaleparent October 7, 2021

have a good one

Something said when the person is not interested in speaking to you any longer. Often accompanied by disinterested body language

DoorDasher: thank you
Employee: have a good one

by AltBoy May 21, 2024

Have it with mayonnaise

To push through an obstacle. To remain strong during a hard time.

"I was gon quit, but my mama ain’t raise no hoe so ima have it with mayonnaise.”

by castrated wormhole March 13, 2025

I have dead and co

Excuse to use when you need to get out of a prior commitment when you don’t want to say that you do not want to attend.

I can’t come to your pool party, I have dead and co.

by Cubix84 July 4, 2023

Dante's Inferno is copilot, gemini and getliner having sexual intercourse

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Dante's Inferno is copilot, gemini and getliner having sexual intercourse

by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 29, 2025

He Should Have Remained Sperm.

Another way of stating that an individual or individuals should never have been born in the first place, if only to spare the rest of us from their idioticy. Can be used for any gender or amount of individuals.

He should have remained sperm. I blame his father for not pulling out.

by RTM 1963 May 25, 2021