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Schrödinger's Dark Humor

A person using "ironic" dark humour as an attempt to normalize serious topics, radicalize individuals, project their fantasies, and find community without being ostracized for what they have said.

A person using such humour is usually followed by a crowd of people who are uneased but enables such sentiment. One person could back down from the joke, another one could play along and another person could downplay the severity of the joke by saying it's "just ragebait."

Calling them out will result in the person getting called "soft," "humourless" or a "moodkill."

What makes this a "Schrödinger?" We'll never know if the person joking is beihg ironic or is flat out projecting their sick, wicked fantasy.

Inspired by Schrödinger's Douchebag
Guy making a weird joke: We should all lowkey 🍇 children and watch CP together

Enabler: Ayo what?! 😭😭

Enabler 2: On EVERYBODY'S soul WE all do this

Sane individual: I don't think you should joke about CP.

Enabler 3: They're just ragebaiting. Don't bother.

Sane Individual: Is this guy joking or is he serious? I guess that's the "Schrödinger's Dark Humor" 🤷 ♂️.
by evilfein666 August 6, 2025
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Dark Knight era

A phase a man enters when he has his heart broken, or realizes some of these hoes be playing games.

Once he enters this phase there's no turning back. He will do everything he can to better himself, and never be fooled again. He is untouchable.

Don't get this confused with the villain arc. This is an era where he doesn't seek revenge, he only wants to leave it all behind and better him self for the great things ahead in his journey.

His interests typically consistent of elden ring or any other souls like game, Berserk, Working out, guitar playing, etc.
Yo bro that girl really fucked him up I won't be surprised if he enters his dark knight era.
by IIV KURO VII July 28, 2024
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Dark Warrior of the Rectum

A turd, a poo nugget, essentially a small piece of feces.
Andy defeated the Dark Warrior of the Rectum by flushing the damn thing away.
by DumbWizard June 25, 2010
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Dark Mango Psychology 67

The most dangerous type of Dark Psychology, in addition to knowing the Mango method which has not yet been patched, you know the 67 method which is extremely confidental information. Only few of the Blox Fruits players posses this knowledge. You can tell that they are nearby from their aura (stench)
Person 1: "Hey, do you smell that?"
Person 2: "Yeah... It smells like a dead racoon."
Dark Mango Psychology 67 Master: "I'll let you all off this time, next time better behave."
by verybasedfigglebottomale October 17, 2025
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the dark bat

A man with no soul and love cannot be the dark bat
by hztjgg z June 3, 2021
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Dark Chocolate

they call me dark chocolate, AKA young sexy mutherfucker
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The Dark lord

As Malte, Vilmer, and Johan continued their travels, they heard rumors of an evil force that threatened to destroy the land. The rumors spoke of a powerful being named Sauron, who had gathered an army of fearsome creatures to do his bidding.

Knowing that they had to act fast, the trio set out to confront Sauron and put a stop to his plans.

As they journeyed through the dark forests and treacherous mountains, each member of the team honed their powers. Malte's skill with a sword became sharper than ever, Vilmer's love for pulled pork provided him with incredible strength, and Johan's connection to the power of the Onion allowed him to see into the future and predict Sauron's next moves.

Finally, they reached Sauron's stronghold, a massive fortress that stood high atop a mountain. The trio prepared for battle, drawing upon their individual strengths to overcome the dark lord's minions.

As they stormed the fortress, Malte charged forward, his sword flashing in the light of the setting sun. Vilmer followed close behind, fueled by his love for pulled pork, and laid waste to the enemy forces with his sheer strength.
Meanwhile, Johan used his powers to predict Sauron's movements, giving his companions an edge in battle. But Sauron was no easy foe to defeat, and the trio knew that they needed to work together if they were to succeed.

Malte and Vilmer fought bravely, taking on Sauron's minions one by one. Johan, meanwhile, used his powers to find the weak points in Sauron's defenses, allowing his companions to strike critical blows against the dark lord.

Finally, after a fierce battle that lasted for hours, the trio emerged victorious. Sauron lay defeated, his army in ruins. The land was saved from his evil grip, and Malte, Vilmer, and Johan stood triumphant.

As they basked in their victory, the trio knew that their unique powers had been key to their success. Each had played a vital role in the battle, and they knew that their bond would continue to grow stronger with each new challenge they faced.

And so, with the threat of Sauron vanquished, Malte, Vilmer, and Johan continued on their adventures, fighting for justice and protecting the land from all who would do it harm.
by Onegreatstorytellerdude. February 15, 2023
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