A: So how is President Trump doing?
B: Imagine a wobbly train acting crazy.
A:Ohhhhhhhh
by XdXd123 February 04, 2017
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Run a train

When a bunch sad guys with no self respect or self worth have sex with a female who also has no self respect or self worth or could be (in certain cases) getting raped
Guy 1 :Hey man do you wanna run a train on this girl I found sleeping outside?

Guy 2 :Sure I don’t have anything better to do with my life at all, I don’t have a girlfriend, wife or kids and I don’t think I ever will also I might be a closet gay so I’m only tapping the booty hole #onthedownlow
by Kill ‘‘em dead for real December 01, 2022
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run a train

a bunch of desperate men having sex with a single person, one after the other and wrecking her like a train
Person a: “ She found out we run a train on her daughter

Person a: “ Just everyone besides me and person U ”
Edgar-Allan-Poe
by lilljaime July 28, 2021
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Payne Train

When you ‘Payne Train’ someone in any sport but mostly referred with basketball is when you run full speed at your opponent to run into them, knocking them down in the process while you score an open net and sometimes even get the and one.
Gosh diggily darn he just Payne Trained that guy for the clutch 3 point play, what a unit.
by Butthole=Jack August 15, 2023
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Soldier train

A sexual maneuver where the entire platoon drops bombs on a loaf of bread and then feeds it to somebody’s mother. Also known as a mayo sandwich
When jen visits the army base you know the soldier train isn’t far behind
by Helicopter dong king March 06, 2023
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Cribbage Trained

The act of fucking another person while only wearing jorts and crew socks.
Did you hear, Scott cribbage trained the shit outta Russell the other night.
by HazedAndConfused2 September 14, 2021
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