Rooty Poops

Scrubs, second-stringers, substitutes, or benchwarmers of a sports team. Second-rate things of any kind.
The game was getting late and we were losing 41-0, so the coach sent in all the rooty poops.
by stuby November 25, 2010
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Poop Shark

A phrase used to describe a certain type of person. This person is usually tall and gangly and may suffer from slight mental retardation. They usually have curly hair and most would describe them as a big dumb faggot. Many of the P-sharks listen to hip-hop music and are characterized as wiggers. These types of poop sharks may have a Jheri curl. Some famous poop sharks include Jon Heder(Napoleon Dynamite), Screech(Dustin Diamond) , and Rosie O'Donnel.
Korie Mooreland is such a douche! He must have got his degree in poop sharkology.

I can't believe that faggot! he is such a Poop Shark!
by Doug Wenticoff December 07, 2006
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Poop Tube

A poop tube is when you put your hand in a tube like shape and put it over someone's mouth and take a big meaty shit and stuff it in their mouth with one finger.
Last night my girlfriend was begging for the poop tube.
by Lady fuck February 28, 2009
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pondo poops

The cramping diarrhea one gets after eating at a buffet-style restaurant, such as Ponderosa.
The food at that graduation party gave me the pondo poops I'll never forget!
by Camille Rat March 19, 2007
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Poop Pub

The magazines often found under the bathroom sink, used by men around the world to pass time while they take care of business.
Ralph searched through the poop pubs hoping to find just the right one to help pass the time.
by Girl racer November 24, 2010
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green poop

my poop
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by mypoopisgreen May 25, 2022
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Poop and Swoop

When feeling a nasty fart coming on, move into a group of people in order to share it's sweet fragrance. Then, briskly walk away leaving said group to argue amongst themselves as to who committed the deed.
Poop and Swoop a.k.a. The Fart Bandit

Stacey: "Oh my God! Do you smell that?! Rob! What the hell?!"

Rob: "It wasn't me! That had to have been Jesse."

Jesse: "No way, dude."

Monica: "I think someone just poop and swooped us."
by Carbomb September 28, 2011
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