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1 man 2 spoons

The most disgusting video i've ever seen.
it's basically a man popping both of his eyeballs with two spoons *one spoon for one eye*
just don't search it, you're going to be critically concerned.

the video was enough for me to want to die.
hey man, have you seen adam?
ah yes, he commited suicide.
why?
he watched 1 man 2 spoons
by TheAnonymousWaffle April 3, 2020
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2 girls 1 cup

Quite possibly the most shameless and disgusting video involving feces out there right now.
The act of multiple(2) partners(girls) deffacating into glassware(1 cup) and then performing sexual acts with the fecal matter. 2 girls 1 cup
by noid311119 October 2, 2007
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2 girls 1 cup

The WORST possible movie clip one can EVER see!!
Wendy: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!
Me: whats wrong?
Wendy:I saw 2 girls 1 cup and my eyeballs just vomited!! AHHHHHHHHHHH
by wenjing March 31, 2008
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1/2X+7 Rule

A algebraic equation useful for determining the youngest age-cutoff a female may be before the guy dates her. Let X equal the male's age ( Or female, if she's older.), while Y will represent the youngest age of a female a guy may date.

Next, identify the male's age and replace "X" with it. Suppose Jim was 15. We write it like this:

1/2(15)+7

Now, the Order of Operations principal applies here! Divide one by the two to get one half, and then find half of fifteen. Don't forget to keep the seven; It would be disgusting if Jim dated a 7.5 year old!

7.7+7

Add the number, matching up the place value carefully, and there you have it; Jim may date a 14.5 year old girl if he went for younger women.
If you are shit at math and/ or the 1/2X+7 Rule, here's a table for you, you lazy fucktards.

Male: Female:

15 14.5
16 15
17 15.5
18 16
19 16.5
20 17

Etc... So on, and so on. The coefficient is 1/2, while the constant is 7.
by BeerChuggin'German May 23, 2010
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2 girls 1 cup

"Hey dude! Where's Claudia?"
"She gouged her eyes out after watching 2 girls 1 cup."
by certie January 8, 2008
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1 2 3 4

one love - two hearts - three words - forever.
1 2 3 4 - also used as 1234 is another meaing for "i love you"

EX - 1 2 3 4 JMB <3

can also use - 123, 1234, 321, 4321.
other ways to say i love you - 143, 831, Ti amo
by BRITANEY December 30, 2008
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scale of 1 to harry potter

Used to scale anything in reference to a Harry Potter character, event or spell.
On a scale of 1 to Harry Potter, Eclipse was a Neville Longbottom. In other words, it had its moments
by sasquatch20 July 7, 2010
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