Literally Real

When something is so ridiculous or absurd, that you have to acknowledge it’s existence.

Person 1: “So that’s when the village started getting shot up by the militia! I almost had to walk out the theatre.”

Person 2: “Oh my GOODNESS! IT’S LITERALLY REAL!

by onetenth February 27, 2024

the real cheeze

A fucking good person who is really good at Fucking your girlfriend

The real Cheeze stole your lady

by BraesonK the cheeze October 5, 2016

_ been real quiet ever since this dropped

When someone releases a product (example: music) and someone states that someone who's known as being good at producing a product of that type (example: Eminem) has been real quiet ever since it dropped, meaning that the product was so good that it sent someone who is known to be good at it was silenced at it's greatness.

Person 1: *makes a really good rap song.*
Person 2: you know, _ been real quiet ever since this dropped. (Insert a really good rapper on the _)

by Scarfkat June 5, 2024

real stakkz

The guy on everyones twitter feed wearing only the latest in the fake armani and gucci set. Also swears hes the best rapper alive

why is he wearing a leather Armani jacket its 60 degrees out
leave him hes real stakkz

by for arooj June 26, 2016

LSC: Real Life

LSC: Real Life is a game that was released in 2015 and is very popular in LSC. The game is centered around LSC and the protagonist (You) fighting creatures and teachers. It is fun to play even though you will certainly get triggered over fighting dumb bosses.
A sequel to the game was released in late 2021 and is called LSC: Real Life 2: Invasion of Wang Lao. It is about the mysterious creature Wang Lao and the incoming virus known as WangLao-21. This game is possibly a reference the COVID-19 pandemic.

Dude 1: Yo! You been playing LSC: Real Life 2?
Dude 2: No it sucks
Dude 1: You suck

by skeps_fuckery November 3, 2021

Real Nigga

Owami.

That nigga Owami is one Real Nigga

by #Realniggapolice October 22, 2024

could a real person survive

Could A Real Person Survive is a semi-satirical and semi-scientific look at the super moves of all your favorite fighting video games, and asks a very important and unnecessary question: Could a real person survive THAT?!

Layout for each Character Episode: Intro, Title, Super Move, CARPS Examination Playback, Outro, and Final Diagnosis

Green = Almost no injury
Yellow = Mild and lasting injury
Orange = Serious and life threatening injury
Red = Almost certain death

*There is the mulligan that there is an imagined medical team on stand by right outside of camera shot to treat the wounded.

At least 80 % of the time, the answer to “Could a real person survive THAT?!” is “No.”

by yrgh October 19, 2024