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smoking intelligence

Used when you say something dumb and your friend asks what you are smoking.

High off of intelligence
Brad: Did you know that bananas grow on trees?
Danny: Bruh what are you smokin’?
Brad: I’m smoking intelligence bitch.
by chick-fil-a lova April 8, 2019
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<brian12> the dude tried to sell me a pair of magic rings that would turn me immortal
<brian12> i asked his address and called the cops on him for fraud :smoke

... or ...

04:18 <P0tHe4d-007> rolling up :p
04:20 <P0tHe4d-007> here we go :smoke
by bustam04n December 5, 2010
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smoking tailpipe

When a man has anal sex doggy style while smoking a blunt, removes his penis from his partner, takes a big hit and blows it into his partners anal cavity. Then his partner farts out the smoke creating a "smoking tailpipe" effect.
Mike was having anal sex with Holly and blew his blunt smoke into her stretched out anus. When she farted after it looked like a "smoking tailpipe" of a car.
by nasty but true December 14, 2013
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smoke slap

The act of blowing smoke in a person's face so as to challenge them to a smoke duel.
Aww shit. That bitch just got smoke slapped.
by r4jd November 20, 2010
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Smoking rocks

To have people/friends expose your love for someone on a streaming site
by PedroLovesRae October 31, 2022
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big smoke!

A line in GTA San Andreas by big smoke on the last mission
cj) what, hit you that hard?

Big, smoke) I got, caught up in the money

Big smoke) and they'll all remember my name BIG SMOKE!

sound effects) cough, cough
by Minemaster32367 January 19, 2019
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smoked turkey brine

Smoked turkey brine - when you master the art of intaking smoke from a cigarette through your urethra causing your sperm to have a Smokey flavoring similar to pipe tobacco.
Her face was covered in Smoked turkey brine - when you master the art of intaking smoke from a cigarette through your urethra causing your sperm to have a Smokey flavoring similar to pipe tobacco.
by Jethro bo dean November 21, 2023
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