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Sleep

1.) A myth, a pure concept, an idea. Many of these words have been used to describe the elusive "sleep." In my opinion? It's a cryptid. Impossible to catch.

2.) A temporary coma.

3.) Light death.
"Did anyone catch any sleep last night?"
"Nah, it's impossible!"
"Oh my god, you guys are going to die of sleep deprivation."
A conversation between friends.
by StarryFaerie April 17, 2019
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sleeping the gap

When a couple have reached a point in their relationship where they sleep on opposite sides of a bed with their backs to each other.
We were happy for the first few years of our marriage. For the past 6 years or so we've been sleeping the gap.
by Pocket39 March 29, 2017
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Sleep Herding

A pastoralist model of sleep, whereby we catch chunks of free-range sleep as it wanders by, rather than the agricultural model we are used to, farming huge 8-hour tracts of open nighttime.
I only got 2 hours of sleep last night, but that's ok; i'm practicing Sleep Herding. I'll grabs a few naps later today, then maybe 4 hours tomorrow.
by kysstery March 15, 2015
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sleep deprivation demon

A person who sleeps so little they birth a demon of the night
Man, after studying for that Physics final my sleep deprivation demon is all over me
by Weeelums December 27, 2019
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Sleeping On Roots

Stoically doing an arduous task for your own benefit ; Working extra hard to get ahead.
1: "Shit dude, where has Steve been?"
2: "Dude, he's been sleeping on roots at his job for a while now."
by Maxwell1526 April 19, 2025
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Sponsored Sleep

The sleep you experience after spending the day slutting out / slutted out by the love of your life.
What a lovely nights sleep, I'm glad it was sponsored sleep.
by Naaaaaani April 26, 2022
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Sleep

The act of rolling over and staring at a wall for 3 hours while thinking of people you care about abandoning you
by CanOpener743 November 14, 2023
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